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What do you get when you mix Victorian aesthetics with American buffet offerings and a whole lotta Poo(h), that's right you get the little glass house that couldn't. The crystal meth castle on the corner of main street and broken dream lane. The often hoped for and seldom imitated character dining with a damper, The Crystal Palace. This sit down dining with a promise of poor experience has been letting people down since opening day 1971, and was probably last refurbished then as well. The tiresome twosome has a hundred acres worth of feelings on this one. Lets see if the buffet's fresh shellfish, seasonal ravioli and pizza pancakes are enough to get this glass covered smack shack out of the bottom and into Pooh's corner. Not that Pooh's corner is anywhere that a dining establishment should aspire to be associated with. This 1980s nostalgic near zero will remind us that the wonderful thing about Tiggers, is that Tiggers have a costume small enough to not bump your table at every meet and greet passing. So pour the Cristal and light the candles and the tablecloth ablaze as we roast this sucker more than the carved prime rib on this Drunk Distory Dinner Disaster.
Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit down dining, buffet, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast
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What do you get when you mix Victorian aesthetics with American buffet offerings and a whole lotta Poo(h), that's right you get the little glass house that couldn't. The crystal meth castle on the corner of main street and broken dream lane. The often hoped for and seldom imitated character dining with a damper, The Crystal Palace. This sit down dining with a promise of poor experience has been letting people down since opening day 1971, and was probably last refurbished then as well. The tiresome twosome has a hundred acres worth of feelings on this one. Lets see if the buffet's fresh shellfish, seasonal ravioli and pizza pancakes are enough to get this glass covered smack shack out of the bottom and into Pooh's corner. Not that Pooh's corner is anywhere that a dining establishment should aspire to be associated with. This 1980s nostalgic near zero will remind us that the wonderful thing about Tiggers, is that Tiggers have a costume small enough to not bump your table at every meet and greet passing. So pour the Cristal and light the candles and the tablecloth ablaze as we roast this sucker more than the carved prime rib on this Drunk Distory Dinner Disaster.
Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit down dining, buffet, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

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