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  • [Reruns] 83! Getting to Know "Karen" and How We Come Out

    Who is Karen and why do we hate her? And what does it mean to "come out"? [28:39]

    This week, reruns from the Nonsense Wellspring (archive)!

    Again, Joey and Aaron and Jess talk about Joey's grandma, overreactions, female stereotypes, pride-washing, otherness, and committing ourselves to fighting shame. They don't talk about how we hope you've been enjoying your break and we'll be back next week!

    And please keep sending us your nonsense-thoughts to [email protected].

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    • Original Episode: "83! Getting to Know "Karen" and How We Come Out"
    • 57 min
    • [Reruns] 81! To "Stan" vs "Cancel" and Anger Management

      How are cancel culture and stan culture related? And how do we rage in public and in private? [24:55]

      This week, reruns from the Nonsense Wellspring (archive)!

      Again, Joey and Aaron talk about the gentle breezes of Twitter, social currency, fan empowerment, one rude dentist, "angry black men," and escalating a game of work-league volleyball. They don't talk about the origins of "uncomfortable fuddy-duddiness."

      And please send us your holiday noodlings to [email protected].

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      • Original Episode: "81! To "Stan" vs "Cancel" and Anger Management"

        56 min
      • 107! 2020 Wild Prognostications: A Year in Review

        What happened in 2020?

        This week, a special end of the year episode! Joey, Aaron, and Jess talk about the part where a pandemic ensued, bubbling dangers, a reappraisal of what matters, reluctantly buying all of the cars, the luxury of having a home, and the take Jess still believes is an indisputable slam-dunk. They don't talk about how it's time to submit your 2021 wild prognostications to [email protected].

        Happy happy holidays, y'all!

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        • NY Post: The raging psychopaths of Silicon Valley
        • Used car sales are, big surprise, way up.
        • Protest violence....
        • CNN: "Home Sales are Still Surging"
        • So many ways to defend the Pantry Porn prog:
          • From Food Network's, Eater's, and Bon Appetit's guides to apps like Supercook: the art of cooking from the pantry.
          • Ideas from the NYTimes of how to stock your pantry and keep your fridge organized. Also the NY Post.
          • More dream pantry ideas from Reader's Digest and Real Homes and this Aussie mom
          • Food52: "Here's What's Inside Ina Garten's Quarantine Pantry"
          • Some hot pantry goods: from olive oil to ramen to (what else) vanilla
          • 1 hr 5 min
          • 106! Subtle Cues and Interpreting Things Charitably

            How do you pay closer attention to "the Meta Deck"? And how can we evolve our way of viewing others to include more charity of interpretation?

            This week, Jess, Joey, and Aaron talk about car singing, listening better, our little mantras, giving grace, Lindy West, and the off-chance Aaron takes a sharp alignment turn. They don't talk about how next week is the return of our 2020 Wild Prognostications?

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            • HBR: "How to Brief a Senior Executive"
            • "The School of Life: An Emotional Education" now on our Bookclub reading list.
            • A little on "umbrage" at play at work
            • 57 min
            • 105! The Audacity of Telling Good Jokes

              What is the role of comedy in setting the boundaries of acceptable speech?

              This week, Joey, Cultural Astrologer Osei Kwakye and Grand Comedienne Hannah Jegart talked about saying the funny thing loud, what's allowed when 'the parents' are out of town, the guilt of laughing, more on the Culture Wars, holding on to our hahas, and the Comedian Code. They don't talk about Alex's incredible intro.

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              • Bill Burr SNL "Calling Out White Women"
              • "Daniel Cameron is a b*tch"
              • Black activist comedian, Dick Gregory
              • Dave Chappelle's Mark Twain Prize Acceptance Speech and 8:46, his special about the murder of George Floyd
              • Joe Rogan and Tim Dillon, and Joe Rogan and Carlos Mencia beef
              • Chris D'Elia getting cancelled
              • Ali Wong telling it like it is
              • It's not too late for your Critical Nonsense Holiday swag
              • 46 min
              • 104! A Little Bit of Gratitude: A Special!

                How do you make a podcast episode about Thanksgiving in 2020?

                This week, a special! Aaron, Joey, and Jess talk about the weirdness of this week, the Busyness Olympics, poor mouthing, the logical proofs of gratitude, how to find things to be grateful for, and an extended special thanks. They don't talk about how this week of online shopping frenzy is the perfect time to get your Critical Nonsense merch.

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                • Mac G
                • A Cal study on the power of gratitude to improve your mental state
                • Is it Yanni or Laurel? Blue and black or white and gold?
                • 33 min
                • 103! Repairing Life's Leaky Faucets

                  Which leaky faucet are you going to repair?

                  This week, Joey and Aaron and Jess talk about Aaron adjusting to Phoenix, Joey fixing his bike, Jess sorting her bead collection, replacements, thank yous, and the mindset of repair. They don't talk about whether any of us have ever actually fixed a leaky faucet.

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                  • The Progress Report Weekly / Edition 017 ¾ "On Repair" from Joey
                  • Check out "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance" from the Nonsense Bookclub.
                  • Have you seen the Cutie and Vintage collections of Nonsense Merch, now available?
                  • 34 min
                  • 102! Six Handshakes: From Pretty BFFs to the Best-Worst Hitmen

                    This week, another episode of Six Handshakes!

                    Special guests Alex and Steven join Joey and Jess to talk about the six degrees of separation between Bunny the dog gaining sentience, the paradox of two pretty best friends, a Taiwanese Halloween contest,Special guests Alex and Steven join Joey and Jess to talk about the six degrees of separation between Bunny the dog gaining sentience, the paradox of two pretty best friends, a Taiwanese Halloween contest, [in music notes], Birds Aren't Real, and the Ig Nobel Prize. They don't talk about Nora's "Cutie Collection" *enough*.

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                    • The Critical Nonsense "Cutie" and "Vintage" Collections dropped today! Get your first-edition merch this week before it's gone.

                    • "Bunny realizing she's fixed" and catching up on Bunny's saga.

                    • If you haven't seen, here's Koko the Gorilla.

                    • The original pretty best friends TikTok and the Mulaney and Kroll tweet.

                    • Perfectly ordinary Halloween costumes.

                    • The Qcumber tweet. Also: Birds Aren't Real.

                    • Shod and Freud.

                    • These hitmen won the Ig Nobel Prize. And good for this professor for his Hula Hoop win.

                      1 hr 8 min
                    • 101! Zero-Sum Games and Digital Drugs

                      How do we escape the zero sum game? And what if technology is the drug of the future? [24:20]

                      This week, Joey and Cultural Astrologer Osei Kwakye talk about horse racing, linked fate, D&D lessons from Joey, Tristan Harris, the motif of the cigarette, and the social dilemma. They don't talk about how Aaron is currently winning the great Critical Nonsense swag race—check out the merch here.

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                      • Zero-Sum games
                      • Chinatown Restaurants Unite. (Also, Send Chinatown Love.)
                      • The Verge: Quibi is shutting down.
                      • An audio docuseries from the NYTimes: "Welcome to the Rabbit Hole"
                      • Pursue Pharma pleading guilty re: OxyContin
                      • A playlist for bineural beats
                      • The Center for Humane Technology
                      • Read Jaron Lanier's "Ten Arguments for Deleting Your Social Media Accounts Right Now"
                      • 51 min
                      • 100?! Unfinished Convos re: Vanilla & Thirst-vertising & Pets

                        This week, our 100th episode‽

                        To celebrate, Jess (with Erica Hummel and Ben Vander), Aaron (with Valentine Aseyo) and Joey (with Jillian Camire) continue unfinished conversations we've had on the show. They talk about the canonical form of vanilla, The Chocolate Privilege, so many euphemisms, thirst representation, what dogs get out of the relationship, and living free from judgment. They also talk about the people that have made these 100 episodes possible, with special shouts to our incredible sound engineer, Alex Contell, and our inimitable designer, Nora Mestrich, and last but never least you, our dear listeners, for seeing us through this wild and crazy milestone. They don't talk about waffles.

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                        • The Fall 2020 "Nonsense Collection" is here. Merch for the first time ever. Shipping worldwide.
                        • The original Vanilla episode from August 2019, Part II: "Aging Professionally and Vanilla Bias"
                          • Jess cannot more highly recommend Spice Trekkers for your spice and vanilla bean needs
                          • Former BBC writer Tim Ecott's "Vanilla" is a (not-just-Jess-exaggerating) GRIPPING read, if you're interested.
                          • The battery powered by vanillin
                          • Vanilla fraud: like Steele v Wegman's or the vanilla adulteration problem
                          • Florida, the next vanilla agriculture hotspot?
                          • Dear Smitten ice cream, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN NYC?
                          • Check out Ben's Sunday newsletter (we're on episode 100 but he's on newsletter 270. W O W.)
                          • The original Thirst-vertising episode from August 2010, Part I: "Thirst-vertising and Superheroes Today"
                            • Valentine's company, Matador Meggings: leggings for men!
                            • The original Pets episode from November 2018, Part II: "Board Games and Pets"
                              • Werner Herzog's "Happy People"
                              • 1 hr 44 min

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                              High-low brow conversations about anything and everything. Produced by SYLVAIN and hosted by Joey Camire, Aaron Powers, and Executive Producer/Nerd-Herder Jess Vander. SYLVAIN is a strategy and…