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  • 89! Feelings on the Ultra Rich and A Spice Investigation

    How do we feel about the ultra rich? And what is going on right now with spices? [27:25]

    This week, Joey, Jess, and Aaron talk about microschools, income inequality, "unfairness," the different kinds of cinnamon, "elevating comfort foods", and spicing up your life. They don't talk about how Bill Gates actually was pretty darn close guessing the price of floss.

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    • Microschooling in a tweet
    • Vice: Bill Gates estimates the market price of groceries (Corrections Department: the Totino's pizza rolls were $8.98)
    • California Estates YouTube
    • The latest $6M from Ross and Blau
    • An Abigail Disney interview
    • DashMarts
    • Vox: Cancelling Goya, explained
    • Yun Hai Taiwanese Pantry
    • Check out spices from Diaspora Co.
    • Extraneous reads on the Europeanization of international foods: the gentrification of Asian cuisine, food gentrification and Anthony Bourdain, "ethnic food", and most recently, Priya Krishna and Yewande Komolafe on whitewashing in recipe writing
    • 59 min
    • 88! Meme Metabolism and Internet (Speak) Speeds

      Why does culture seem to move so quickly? And how do we keep up with the speed of internet speak? [24:00]

      This week, Joey and special guests Steven Ebert and Nora Mestrich talk about all things speed: B-Boys, being "passé aggressive," being "extremely online," Nora's One Direction blog, and important initialisms. They don't talk about how Extremely Online Cakes don't have novelty paper clips with fun shapes or colors: just regular paper clips.

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      • The Japanese Cake meme
      • "Angry Baby" aka the Crazy Baby meme
      • The Spaceman meme (more on it here), riffing on the pale-blue-dot moment.
      • Calendar of Memes
      • The "Yeet" vine Steven referenced
      • Ben Thompson's Stratechery on "The TikTok War"
      • "Damn Daniel"
      • 51 min
      • 87! The Waffle House Index and Keeping an Open Mind

        What can waffles tell us about in our lives that we might not otherwise see? And how do you make room for an open-mind? [23:45]

        This week, Aaron and Jess and Joey talk about the Waffle House Index, the best kind of floss, the trap of spurious correlations, lots of longform, doomscrolling, and making the most out of openness. They don't talk about dinosaur floss, though they definitely, DEFINITELY should have.

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        • Our Aaron is famous and so is his op-ed on Black Fandom. If you didn't check it out last week, do.
        • Don't sleep on the Progress Report and our new bonus Off-White Paper on Distributed Activism.
        • A contrition from your Chief Corrections Department Officer Jess: "The very night we recorded this episode, I did a floss audit in my bathroom and, to Colgate: I'm so sorry to have ever doubted you and your floss quality. I meant to shade J&J's REACH Unflavored Waxed floss. You didn't deserve to be brought into this and for that, I accept full responsibility.")
        • Irene Cara, Hurricane Gonzalo, and Patti Labelle's cooking show: a trio brought to you by Aaron Powers
        • We've shared it before, but we'll do it again: Tyler Vigen's spurious correlations list
        • Jess's book club: Cork Dork and How We Fight for Our Lives. And Joey recommends The Inevitable, by Kevin Kelly.
        • doomscrolling, defined and John Oliver on conspiracy theories
        • "Ghost of Tsushima"
        • A superb tweet re: "Scream inside your heart"
        • 59 min
        • 86! The Asymmetry of Bullsh*t and Lessons from Black Fandom

          What's the cost of bullsh*t? And what can black fandom tell us about rebuilding modern creative businesses? [28:44]

          This week, Joey and Aaron talk about Brandolini's Law, Hillary Clinton, what we don't know, Aaron's AdAge Feature (hello!), Gullah Gullah Island, and the Black Church. They don't talk about how the Gullah Heritage Corridor is in its 14th program year managed by the U.S. National Parks Service.

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          • Don't sleep on The Progress Report [code: HAMSTER]. Check out last week's episode to hear us talk more about it.
          • AdAge: our very own Aaron Powers is published on the subject, y'all: "Using Black Fandom to Fight Empathy Amnesia"
          • Brandolini's Law: what's your take?
          • Free-Fall Corrections Department: we know we know, the standard acceleration due to gravity is 9.81m/s2. Let's not confuse this with terminal velocity or other related physics basics. For this, Jess wants to personally apologize to her high school Physics teacher Mr. Schwartz: she misheard her co-hosts and is sorry for failing you. You taught her better than that.
          • The student story of "God Loves Masks"
          • The "Whitney Dab"
          • On Shea Coulee—who also has her own limited edition Goose Island beer this summer (21+... hop to it!)
          • Now that people are getting more creative (or at the very least, bored) with their virtual social gatherings, we think it's high team folks host virtual Domino Rally viewing parties with friends.
          • 1 hr 5 min
          • 85! The Dampener Effect and Cohesion at Work

            What can we learn from games in designing a just society? And how do you keep cohesion with distributed teams? [26:56]

            This week, Aaron and Joey and Jess talk about the Mario Kart blue shell (it's blue, Joey), what makes a good game, the equity v. equality debate, cohesion at work, what makes a virtual meeting, and sheep sounds. They don't talk about *why* sheep sounds—our secret to keep.)

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            • Our shiny new *!* cOnTeNt PlAtFoRm *!* is officially live: go check out The Progress Report and sign up for the newsletter here.
            • The NYTimes article Joey mentioned on strong and weak links
            • HBR: Working Remotely While Black
            • The sound of sheep, for your easy listening
            • 1 hr 2 min
            • 84! Shopping Cart Theory and Our Hero Complex

              Who returns the shopping cart? And what values do we actually want to take away from our heroes? [18:59]

              This week, Joey and special guest Cole Nielsen talk about our Social Contract, TFW someone holds the door for you, mask participation, The Last Dance, WWBD (What Would Beyonce Do?), and Michele Obama. They don't talk about how Dads are equally liable to breathe down our necks too.

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              • The tweet on Shopping Cart Theory
              • 41 min
              • 83! Getting to Know "Karen" and How We Come Out

                Who is Karen and why do we hate her? And what does it mean to "come out"? [26:02]

                This week, we're back. Joey and Aaron and Jess talk about Joey's grandma, overreactions, female stereotypes, pride-washing, otherness, and committing ourselves to fighting shame. They don't talk about how yes, you can expect your regularly scheduled nonsense programming to resume here and now.

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                • Urban Dictionary: "Karen" and other useful definitions
                • Using "Karen" in a sentence: exhibit A, exhibit B
                • Where is the body?
                • "Strong Men and Caring Women" Pew data from 2018 on the traits we like and don't about men and women
                • Some of those fake Karen accounts
                • The Atlantic: on the rise of the Karen meme
                • Bob the Drag Queen
                • 54 min
                • 82! June 2020, A Voicemail

                  Thanks for your patience during this pause, folks.

                  This week, we're not releasing a new episode: Joey leaves a short voicemail in your podcast-inbox to explain.

                  references

                  • Take a listen to Trevor Noah talking about George Floyd and racial injustice
                  • Of the resources we've seen circulating around here are two that have stood out to us: a) if you're looking for ways you can help... b) and this spreadsheet guide to anti-racist allyship is also a great resource and includes some excellent reads.
                  • 2 min
                  • 81! To "Stan" vs "Cancel" and Anger Management

                    How are cancel culture and stan culture related? And how do we rage in public and in private? [22:36]

                    This week, Joey and Aaron talk about the gentle breezes of Twitter, social currency, fan empowerment, one rude dentist, "angry black men," and escalating a game of work-league volleyball. They don't talk about the origins of "uncomfortable fuddy-duddiness."

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                    • On how Grimes's mom cancels Elon
                    • "Hype House" drama
                    • The "Call Her Daddy" fight and all that jazz
                    • The Jeffree Star "cremated" palette controversy
                    • Also: cancelling James Charles
                    • 53 min
                    • 80! Content Overload and Personal Experiments

                      silver linings™

                      How much content is too much? And what experiments are you running on yourself RN? [19:19]

                      This week, Joey and voodoomamajuju Hannah Jegart talk about the overwhelming volume of boredom, watching Jeopardy, dopamine detoxing, Baby Foot, leg hair, and separately, helmet hair. They don't talk about how the second half of this episode deserves a Content Warning for gross bodily references.

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                      • Baby Foot
                      • Martha Stewart's jacket
                      • 39 min

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                      High-low brow conversations about anything and everything. Produced by SYLVAIN and hosted by Joey Camire, Aaron Powers, and Executive Producer/Nerd-Herder Jess Vander. SYLVAIN is a strategy and…