Critically Cryptid

By Crytically Cryptid

We’re three friends who like to pretend we know what we’re talking about, but we’re not here to tell you if these Cryptids are real or fake. We’d much rather argue about whether or not they COULD actu... more

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The podcast currently has 16 episodes available.

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April 16, 2024 It's The Gowrow!
Don’t try pronouncing it. Just know that gator-dragon-marsupial is coming for you.

Thanks to David Fesliyan for the song "Get Ready" used in this episode: fesliyanstudios.com

Check out our sources!
“Gowrow Article.” Encyclopedia of Arkansas, 8 Sept. 2022, encyclopediaofarkansas.net/media/gowrow-article-14157/.
Wiki, Contributors to Cryptid. “Arkansas Gowrow.” Cryptid Wiki, Fandom, Inc., cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Arkansas_Gowrow.
Tabitca. “The Gowrow - Alligator or Dragon?” The Gowrow - Alligator or Dragon?, 19 Nov. 2009, cryptozoo-oscity.blogspot.com/2022/03/the-gowrow-alligator-or-dragon.html?m=1.
Clements, William M. “Gowrow.” Encyclopedia of Arkansas, 30 June 2023, encyclopediaofarkansas.net/entries/gowrow-5669/.
Wiki, Contributors to High Strangeness. “Gowrow.” High Strangeness Wiki, Fandom, Inc., high-strangeness.fandom.com/wiki/Gowrow.
Stegall, Amber. “Louisiana Man Captures 760 Pound Alligator.” Https://Www.Wafb.Com, 18 Sept. 2013, www.wafb.com/story/23455002/louisiana-man-captures-760-pound-alligator/.
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April 02, 2024 It's The Mongolian Death Worm!
Did you feel the Tremor coming from that Dune over there? Quick, hide in that giant peach!

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New World Encyclopedia. “Gobi Desert.” Visit the Main Page, www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Gobi_Desert#Climate.
Dimri, Bipin. The Mongolian Death Worm: Nightmare Cryptid of the Gobi Desert?, 3 Sept. 2022, www.historicmysteries.com/unexplained-mysteries/mongolian-death-worm/26671.
Wikipedia. “Amphisbaenia.” Wikipedia, Wikimedia Foundation, 7 May 2024, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphisbaenia.
Wikipedia. “Amphisbaenidae.” Wikipedia, Wikimedia Foundation, 3 Nov. 2023, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphisbaenidae.
Wikipedia. “Mongolian Death Worm.” Wikipedia, Wikimedia Foundation, 12 May 2024, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolian_death_worm.
Bowie, Desiree. “Mongolian Death Worm: The Gobi Desert’s Deadliest Cryptid.” HowStuffWorks Science, HowStuffWorks, 15 Aug. 2023, science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/strange-creatures/mongolian-death-worm.htm.
Ishak, Natasha. “Meet the 5-Foot, Venom-Spitting Death Worm Said to Stalk the Gobi Desert.” All That’s Interesting, All That’s Interesting, 22 July 2020, allthatsinteresting.com/mongolian-death-worm.
Britannica. “Climate of Gobi.” Encyclopædia Britannica, Encyclopædia Britannica, inc., www.britannica.com/place/Gobi/Climate.
Radford, Benjamin. “Mongolian Death Worm: Elusive Legend of the Gobi Desert.” LiveScience, Purch, 21 June 2014, www.livescience.com/46450-mongolian-death-worm.html.
Didymus, John Thomas. “Mongolian Death Worm.” Fairy Tales and Myths, 14 Dec. 2023, www.fairytalesandmyths.com/mongolian-death-worm/.
Shuker, Dr Karl. “The Mongolian Death Worm – a Shocking Surprise in the Gobi?” ShukerNature, 1 Jan. 1970, karlshuker.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-mongolian-death-worm-shocking.html?m=1.
Heiner, Michael, and Joseph Kiesecker. “Gobi Desert.” Gobi Desert - an Overview | ScienceDirect Topics, 2020, www.sciencedirect.com/topics/earth-and-planetary-sciences/gobi-desert#:~:text=The%20Gobi%20Desert%20basin%20lies,Plateau%20(see%20map%20in%20Fig.
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52min
March 19, 2024 It's The Hopkinsville Goblins!
It’s a shootout with backflipping aliens in rural Kentucky. What more do you want?

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Ocker, J. W. The United States of Cryptids. Quirk Books, 2022, pp.139-141.
Mettler, Katie. Tales from the Path of Totality: 62 Years Ago Today, They Say, ‘Little Green Men’ Invaded This Kentucky Farm Town - The Washington Post, 21 Aug. 2017, www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/08/21/tales-from-the-path-of-totality-62-years-ago-today-they-say-little-green-men-invaded-this-kentucky-farm-town/.
History.com Editors. “Project Blue Book.” History.Com, A&E Television Networks, 16 Dec. 2019, www.history.com/topics/paranormal/project-blue-book.
Wikipedia. “Kelly–Hopkinsville Encounter.” Wikipedia, Wikimedia Foundation, 25 Apr. 2024, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelly%E2%80%93Hopkinsville_encounter.
Janssen, Volker. “How the ‘little Green Men’ Phenomenon Began on a Kentucky Farm.” History.Com, A&E Television Networks, 14 Sept. 2023, www.history.com/news/little-green-men-origins-aliens-hopkinsville-kelly.
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58min
March 05, 2024 It's Flying Sky Clams!
Please hold all your giggling childish outbursts until the end.

Check out our sources!
Ocker, J. W. The United States of Cryptids. Quirk Books, 2022, pp.150-153.
Merkel, Lindsay. “Creature Feature Friday: Giant Sky Clams.” The Confessionals, The Confessionals, 26 Jan. 2024. www.theconfessionalspodcast.com/the-blog/2023/5/29/creature-feature-friday-giant-sky-clams.
Morphy, Rob. “Rob Morphy.” Cryptopia Exploring The Hidden World, 12 Aug. 2018, www.cryptopia.us/site/2015/02/gargantuan-gliders-nevada-usa/.
Meszaros, John. “Giant Space Clams- Nevada.” Giant Space Clams- Nevada, statecryptids.blogspot.com/2017/04/giant-space-clams-nevada.html.
Wiki, Contributors to Cryptid. “Atmospheric Beasts.” Cryptid Wiki, Fandom, Inc., cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Atmospheric_Beasts.
Wiki, Contributors to Cryptid. “Atmospheric Jellyfish.” Cryptid Wiki, Fandom, Inc., cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Atmospheric_Jellyfish.
Wiki, Contributors to Cryptid. “Flying Rays.” Cryptid Wiki, Fandom, Inc., cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Flying_Rays.
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February 20, 2024 It's the Snallygaster!
Beaks, wings, tentacles, and a giant eyeball! It’s a Lovecraftian dream come true.

Check out our sources!
Boyton, Patrick. Snallygaster: The Lost Legend of Frederick County. 2008.
Ocker, J. W. The United States of Cryptids. Quirk Books, 2022, pp.47-51.
Pearse, Steve. “The Snallygaster: Century-Old Fake News Terrorized Citizens of Maryland... but the Creature May Be Real.” Ancient Origins Reconstructing the Story of Humanity’s Past, Ancient Origins, 5 May 2021, www.ancient-origins.net/unexplained-phenomena/snallygaster-0010491.
Wikipedia. “Snallygaster.” Wikipedia, Wikimedia Foundation, 27 Dec. 2023.
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56min
February 06, 2024 It's the Slide Rock Bolter!
Ever seen a giant, mountain-dwelling rock whale? Neither have we.

Check out our sources!
Ocker, J. W. The United States of Cryptids. Quirk Books, 2022, pp.237-240.
Wiki, Contributors to Cryptid. “Slide-Rock Bolter.” Cryptid Wiki, Fandom, Inc., cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/Slide-Rock_Bolter.
Wanderingwhaleroad. “The Slide-Rock Bolter.” Wandering the Whale Road, 12 Oct. 2017, wanderingwhaleroad.wordpress.com/2017/10/12/the-slide-rock-bolter/.
Colorado Department of Public Safety. “Landslide / Rockslide.” Landslide / Rockslide | Division of Homeland Security and Emergency Management, dhsem.colorado.gov/landslide-rockslide#:~:text=Land%20movement%20related%20to%20landslides,%2C%20frequency%2C%20and%20severity%20fluctuate. Accessed 20 May 2024.
Colorado Geological Survey. “Landslides.” Colorado Geological Survey, 27 Nov. 2023, coloradogeologicalsurvey.org/hazards/landslides/#:~:text=Colorado%20experiences%20many%20landslides%20each,millions%20of%20dollars%20per%20year.
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43min

FAQs about Critically Cryptid:

How many episodes does Critically Cryptid have?

The podcast currently has 16 episodes available.