In a basement beneath a wig store, a necromancer has a terrible secret. And guess which band of merry idiots happens to stumble right into the middle of it? Good thing they're well-equipped with common sense and moral fiber.

After their close call at the opera, the Foolish Fivesome take a break at Trollskull. Someone from their not-distant past shows up with an offer, prompting an investigation into a potentially dubious noblewoman.

Featuring:

-Tess pretending to be a horse

-Arnold's super-secret pack of letters

-Joshua Patrick having a nightmare

- A clandestine operation that also serves chicken nuggets

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The Clown Collective take a breath between putting their lives in danger for giggles. The Black Viper pays a visit, bragging about a potential new score. A rival tavernkeep rears his ugly plant. And Gregg the Lobster has a surprise waiting for the gang at a local theater.

Featuring: Alex the DM singing the alphabet, surprise cow facts, a burglarizing wager, and several Home Alone references

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The Brain Trust is joined in the studio by lovely villainous superstar Jaime Jackson today! She plays our first-ever guest bad guy, and she's absolutely incredible at it. Suspiciously good, actually. I wouldn't want to run into her in a dark alley. Or a drowned wreck full of shark zombies, as the case may be here.

Y'all remember that song 'Under the Sea' by that crab in Disney's Little Mermaid? This is like that, except horrifying.

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The Bufoonish Bastards are joined in their idiot cockpit by a guest today! In dire need of a path to the bottom of Waterdeep Harbor, our party encounters Marie Cleveaux, a scientist, potion-maker, casual grave robber and all around good chap.

*Disclaimer* Hey gang we don't really go for content warnings as a rule because we're all adults here, but we wanted to give you a heads up that there is a *particularly* high number of suicide jokes in this episode. Just a heads up.

The Feebleminded Foursome find themselves caught between a reckless noble and a wounded gangster. Jess and Arnold deal with the horrible, nightmarish creatures buried beneath the mud of Waterdeep Harbor. Mel stands up for Urstul Floxin, who low key doesn't deserve it. Arnold, interestingly, also takes a stand.

Featuring: Finding out what a cow's scientific name is, Garath fighting an old lady, narrowly avoiding a fight between Alex the DM and Dianna in real life, and Tess saving a gangster's life.

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The Dunce Department belly up to their troubles fomenting at the edge of Waterdeep Harbor. A stealth mission gone horribly horribly wrong continues to SOMEHOW go worse. Tess encounters something terribly rude at the bottom of Waterdeep Harbor know as the 'consequences of her own actions'. Gareth sneaks into a room full of soon-to-be dead people. Arnold makes a friend. Mel, weirdly, also makes a friend. I know, I'm just as shocked as you are.

Featuring:

-Underwater Nightmares

-A bong rip of poison gas

-A badass new NPC

-Tess casting her first spell!

The Dipshit Committee get an invitation they don't merit by a long shot, and decide to send their Junior Shellfish Detective Agency member Greg to go scope it out. They go investigate the missing Nimblewright from Lady Yalah Gralhund's spectacularly awful party, and encounter a familiar face not-quite threatening the locals. Good thing he's got some money to throw around or Ranear would be kind of a douchebag.