It's like a regular walk of shame but with jazz hands and pizazz. The canny crowd escape Lady Yalah Gralhund's manor after some light looting, only to find their business being run by child labor. Which is illegal...apparently.

What do you get when you cross a fantasy-Russian gangster, a corrupt noblewoman, and a the missing key to half a million gold coins? That's not the punchline to a joke, I'm genuinely asking. This week the Brain Trust tries to follow exactly ONE story line cohesively for more than eight minutes at a time. They do exactly as well as you imagine.

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These four morons go exploring in Yalah Gralhund's manor. Which, just by the way, is breaking and entering by literally *any* description. I'm sure it'll go aces for them.

The thick-headed trust deal with a portal to another realm! Cerulean and Tess handle some murderous crustaceans, while Mel, Arnold and Garath deal with some surprising revelations involving everyone's favorite Waterdeep nobleman, Ranear Neverember. Today, we say goodbye to a cast member. Her time with us was too short, and she'll be dearly missed.   

Featuring:  

- A Stephen King reference about as subtle as a cannon  

- Garion punting a small child *Not actually a child 

- Our first ever 'hoof' attack  

- Alex, Garion and Anthony revealing their mutual crushes on Ryan Reynolds. Because, like, who *doesn't* have a crush on Ryan Reynolds?  

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The Dynamic Dingbats have a guest on the show today! Her name is Jess the Mess and she's AMAZING as I'm sure you'll learn. The gang gets into Lady Yalah Gralhund's Battle of the Bards by the skin of their teeth, and encounter a very drunk Ranear Neverember, a shrill noblewoman, and the fiercest songsmanship Arnold has ever thrown down.   

Featuring:  

- Tess firing a t-shirt cannon full of drugs  

- Garath, shaking a single buttcheek 

- The *successful* return of Lady Sarah Landauer 

- Someone smelling the future. Yeah, you read that right.   

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Still can't fathom why people don't think we're a family show. The Obtuse Oligarchs collect a *very*serious side quest from Dustin Eggo. Arnold and Garath do a little reconnaissance on their new magic artifacts. And two punk rockers roll into Trollskull manor with a new challenge.   

Featuring: 

- The triumphant return of Dustin Eggo and Evan Stokesworth 

- Garath's new nickname 

- A dubious Karaoke session  

- a Feyday BOB challenge  

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The Dynamic Dingbats are each confronted by a piece of their past. We're all who we say we are until someone shows up who knows who we used to be.  Featuring: Mel apologizing, Garath away gold coins, Arnold being mean, Cerulean asking five questions.   

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The Double-Decker-Dumb-Dumbs find themselves with a simple task: walk into the Waterdeep morgue, and find a corpse to have a nice chat with. Unfortunately for them, they weren't the first to have this plan.   Featuring: Weekend at Fantasy Bernie's, a trio of mustaches, Garath's actually decent plan, Mel, red-faced and sweaty yet again   

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How long does it take four idiots to walk through a set of doors? Longer than any of us has patience for. The Cretinous Companions swing through the House of Inspired hands to talk to a totally radical head priest, and discover some unnerving secrets about what lives in the attic at the Temple of Gond.   

Featuring:  Garath's 'disguise kit', Mel's casual disdain of *gestures broadly*, Workshop nerds, Edward Knifefingers  

Special thanks to our friends over at the Big Campaign Podcast for their contribution to our midroll!  Go check them out at https://open.spotify.com/show/4SzqCkvnIG5gYnc6mt9kho?si=f6925e6f02b8416e

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Explosions are cool, but do you know what's cooler? Interrogating witnesses. To be fair, the Foolish Foursome here did just sink a cool thousand gold pieces into this tavern only to have the front windows blown off. It's bound to put a damper on anyone's evening.    

Featuring:  - Dustin Eggo, *not* being a fool, Arnold's exceptional note-taking skills, Alex the DM's accidental beatboxing, Mel wondering how exactly one talks to children.   

Special thanks to our friends over at the Billowing Hilltop Podcast for their contribution to our midroll! Way to make our audio look awful by comparison, gentlemen. Go check them out at https://linktr.ee/billowinghilltop 

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