Crits and Grits

The team assembles for the first time for their mission briefing, but before that they must take on the challenge of slow moving elevators and awkward small talk.

What do a playboy rogue, kenku druid, cleric with a heart of gold, bartender martial artist and a...normal human have in common? Well learn the answer and the history of The Order of the Corvid,(Grackles not included) as we return to the original Crits and Grits world with new characters and a new horror based campaign.

It's the Satyr Party finale. What else do we need to say? Twelve foot tall Home Depot Skeleton?

A new mini series from Guest DM Kyler of Fishing after Five. Is he ready for the chaos that Crits and Grits brings. This Party, known as N3 returns from their five month long mission in which they defeated an angel. The story is being covered on every major media outlet, but there's one problem...They don't quite know how they did it.

The Satyrs take time for some R&R in the sun after their battle, but someone believes it's not the proper time to rest. They continue their journey to the bay of kings sporting some new face decorations, and learn a bit about Necrodancy and one of their party members along the way.

OH YEAHHHHHHH! It's time for combat. Frankie and Tixi flee from a construct in the woods. Zhots and Sux end their investigation on the ship, and Philo arrives fashionably late. This episode has everything you could want. Combat, turrets, slimes, tips for carrying a grape with your butt, and some actual plot development.

Guest Star Andrew from Casuals of Runeterra returns for another hot mess of a D&D adventure. The judgement of party planning comes to a sudden halt when members of Hooves, Hearts, and Hands and The Water Boiiiiiis fall victim to a mysterious effect. The Satyr Party does the unthinkable and splits up to solve the mystery. Will Tixi's babysitting efforts work? Can Sux stop dancing long enough to figure things out? Will Frankie have to carry a grape with his butt? Does Zhots care enough to learn the names of his competitors? Did Garry edit out all the farts? Find out in this episode!

Alex is back in the DM seat, and in this episode we're joined by our special guest, Andrew from Casuals of Runeterra. In a world known for its absolute ragers and buckwild parties, a group of satyrs finds themselves in a competition with two other party planning groups, and the prize is the right to throw the most slamin' shindig for the wolds greatest heroes. The satyrs have 72 hours to overcome poor planing, Hands, Hearts,and Hooves, The Water Boiiiiiis, and the incompetence of one of their own. Do they have what it takes? Probably not, but who doesn't like a great underdog story.

It's Garry's turn to DM in a dad themed one shot. Four fathers find themselves attending the tradition of Daddy Weekend. Is light beer bending a martial art? Will the fathers learn the true meaning of fatherhood? Are they ready for the surprises that await them? Will Garry ever be allowed to DM again? Find out in this special episode of Crits and Grits!

The party makes their way to Dan German's office only to find nobody there. They take a trip to The Vortex, learn some rules, make friends, take on a challenge, and learn the dangers of friendly fire.