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Critter Critics
By David MaherComedy
Critter Critics episodes
- Rhino Royale
100 Rhinos enter. 1 Rhino leaves. We're here to review this thick unicorn of the savanna, but mostly talk a lot about Zac Efron. Like a lot a lot.
43 min - Rock-Paper-Scissors | Eagle-Turkey-Moses
It's time to review America's favorite bird! Does the real thing live up to the legend of being the most patriotic critter? Just how clever is this girl? That last joke is a reference to the raptors in Jurassic Park. Because, you know, an eagle is a raptor. Raptor is a classification of bird. Get it?
48 min - The Critties
It's the first ever Critter Critics award show, The Critties! We've got 10 exciting awards to give out, but which critters will come out on top? As usual, we discover more about each other than we ever wanted to know.
53 min - If Jersey Shore was an Animal...Aye, aye, captain! We're here to discuss the lemur, an animal as cute as it is skunky. We also talk about eating diapers for awhile, so look forward to that!49 min
- Planet of the DillosHow many of you misread this episode as Planet of the Dildos? Be honest. In this episode we are discussing the sweet ball of joy known as the armadillo! We also play an exciting new animal dating game!48 min
- Crocodiles: The Jimmy Buffet of High SchoolWe're finally back reviewing real animals! It's David's biggest fear versus Dylan's ultimate fetish, with Luke caught in the middle of this brutal Civil War. Whoever wins, we lose.49 min
- 50 Shades of FootThe boys are back with another cryptid special! It's the ultimate battle royal of Bigfoot versus Wolfman. Who will come out on top? Will Luke be able to handle his fear of the Wolfman long enough to talk about it? All this and more!47 min
- The Indiana Jones of FlavortownIt's another spooky special as we review the Thunderbird. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a...pterodactyl? Wait, what the heck is this thing? Join us as we may or probably won't find out!49 min
- Cheaper by the Dozen 3: The Jersey DevilOn this bone-chilling episode, we review the legendary Jersey Devil. We also make a pitch for an exciting new reboot of a classic film franchise. Your move, Hollywood.36 min
- The Legend of Stinkhole SamTo celebrate Halloween month, the Critter Critics are reviewing cryptids! On this episode we discuss a lesser known worm-and-or-snake creature known as Sinkhole Sam! Music used is by Haunted Corpse.33 min
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Join the Critter Critics on an expedition to rate and review every animal in the world. New episodes every other Friday!