Woman 40 and up want to change the way their hands look.  So does Crockett...No he is isn't joking around... we wish he was.  But why?  Well listen to his reasoning.

It never fails to shock me how STUPID people can be.  Everyone in California seems to have a problem with someone or something.   In this case, it's.... hot sauce.

It's always important to try on clothes before you buy them.  I learned this the hard way last week.  In fact, I almost had a BIG TIME problem at a wedding! 

20% of people admit they had an imaginary friend growing up.  My oldest brother Mikey didn't have an imaginary friend but a pet.  That pet however did not have a long life.   

Don't get me wrong.  Amazon is great for certain things.  In fact, its great for just about everything.... EXCEPT this.  I found this out the hard way.  Let me save you some time and just tell you, this is better bought in the store!

Usually the Crock File segments are stories I have found on the internet involving weird creatures and beings, but Monday night, something truly strange happened to me... or should I say my boss!  Did something take over his body? 

It's the age old urban legend.  A cop cannot pull you over at night if he doesn't have some sort of light on.  My entire life I have heard the rumor, "It's entrapment.  If they don't have their lights on, they can't legally pull you over!"  Is it true?  I look into the case! 

I never claimed to be a tough guy. In fact, I never will. But there is one "trait" about me that will always stop me from being a tough guy! Please d ne a favor, if I'm bleeding, don't tell me!

Back when I was young, wild, and free, I had the brilliant idea one night to dye my hair pitch black.  Needless to say, it looked horrible, but even worse, my mom HATDED it, and I was almost tossed out! 

Eating in bed is one thing, but to Mama Crockett, that isn't NEARLY as gross as here main pet peeve, when it comes to laying in your own bed.  Are you guilty of this?  If you are, you are never welcomed in her house... ever!