I know when you look at me, some words that may not come to mind are:
Intelligent

Well versed

Reader

Professional

Well, all of those are true but one!  Find out which one and my secret job I do for free! 

It's finally time to take out the air conditioner.  Every year I struggle with this damn thing.  This year, the ac unit really gave me a run for my money.  It also knocked out my mop.  See ya next year!  

After a few unfortunate armpit incidents, I was forced to switch to a "natural" deodorant. The label promised it would work just as well as the regular deodorants. I can assure it, they do not.  

What the hell happened to all parking meters in Scranton!? I TRIED to park in downtown Scranton to shop at a local business and I couldn't do it!  Who thought this new system was a good idea? 

Boy am I fired up!  I HATE HATE HATE going to Wal Mart in search for an employee who can unlock the razor case for me.  There has to be an easier solution to the razor case!  At this point I will spend the additional $6 to just not deal with it!