I'm begging you...don't open the duffle bag, don't look up what's wrong with yourself on WebMD, and don't download this podcast. But if you must download, you'll be sure to find the best podcast about Crosby, Stills & Nash and the 161st greatest album of all time, Crosby, Still & Nash.

But before we get to the music we yuck on your yum and talk male sex dolls, streaking, and removing an Exit 69 sign from the highway. Then we cover stone fruit season, Big George Foreman, and the most attractive anti-vaxxers. We also become the best education podcast of 2023 when we talk private school parents, teacher unions, and smelly backpacks. This part of the podcast is sure to remind you of Brad Pitt's cousin....Stu.

Then at (50:00) we jump aboard the Marrakesh Express and discuss the eponymous debut studio from the folk supergroup Crosby, Still & Nash. We talk about the California sound, the worst song ever written, members of the 32 club, and share the first ever Crosby, Stills, Nash & Biggie Smalls mashup!

Next week we invite all of you common people to our live bed show when we become the best Pulp podcast and cover the 1995 Britpop album, Different Class.