Yes, this episode is as weird as it sounds. Today with guest Ryan we come up with and act out some "one-word" stories. Basically an improv fever dream. STONEKEEPAH

Jaidyn tells us about how his first high school party didn't go exactly as planned and we remember some of our traumatic sports memories.

Talking about tiktok's largest genre: "Hot" and the Spotlight Effect.

Today we take a friendship test with guest Luke to finally find out who Anthony's best friend is... gramps, little bill, or the mysterious new challenger? 😨

Today we revisit our horrible movie from graduation. Stick around for a high stakes password game where the winner gets- 🤫

Spoilers without context: Twighliht, sauce me like a barbecue but you can't get ya baby back, DO YOU NEED MY HARDENING?!, takes takes takes takes, aaaandd 🥚🥓🌽🌭.

Today we answer some of life's biggest questions with guest Adam. Is Disney really cloning Taylor Swift? Should Doorknob chewers have kids? Stick around for song association! Share Crtql everywhere or Anthony will snatch your weave. 😼

Today we look back on some juicy drama from our past. Three perspectives, one story. Time to get messy... 😈

Listen to 'Father and Son' here: https://open.spotify.com/album/1XJ3SqsSA2fRrDM9giqvKT?si=3ZUdVSXZTHqYXtNGnckynA&utm_source=copy-link On this episode of Crtql Season 2 we interview rising jazz artist Ace Williams. Tune in for his incredible musical journey, album creation, and even some of Crtql's own trumpet-playing memories!

(Artwork by Anthony Offiah) This is a Dane-only spinoff solo episode. So to all of Anthony's enemies, listen to this one.