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Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer!

Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15 years of the podcast. I originally read these stories to you during a segment called Sextastic Tuesday, which aired just about every week (on Tuesday’s, naturally) and creeped out a generation of freaks. Every weekend this summer we will relive some of these abominations.

This week: Beloved cartoon Inspector Gadget gets the bad erotic fanfic treatment. English was not the first language for this author, it seems. Still, he manages to pack this story with exciting cameos. Batman and Superman stop by to get some Inspector Gadget loving. Even Robocop can’t resist getting in on the action.

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