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Welcome To Distorted View’s Crude Summer!

Each week we will take a dip into DV’s pool of disgusting, poorly written, and just weird erotic fan fiction/ sex stories that have been featured over the past 15 years of the podcast. I originally read these stories to you during a segment called Sextastic Tuesday, which aired just about every week (on Tuesday’s, naturally) and creeped out a generation of freaks. Every weekend this summer we will relive some of these abominations.

This week: We start the podcast off today with a BRAND NEW story! I thought this was going to be some hardcore muslim/arab fetish. Truth be told, it’s barely brought up. It turns out to be pretty gross, though. Sometimes the best awful sex stories are awful in entirely different way than I thought they were going to be.

I also share you with you a story from the 2nd year of DV, and one thay was an early fan favorite. Everyone loves a good celebrity sex story right? Well this celebrity is also a gorilla. That’s right, Koko the Gorilla gets banged! Enjoy!

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Hastily AI’ed Transcription Of Today’s Show:

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