Getting sucked into a big black hole on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

• Why are aliens so into anal probing?
• Are we actually martians?
• Does everyone have a crush on Jeff Goldblum?

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Growing a massive boner on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

• Is AOL the best sex education platform?
• What is a micropenis?
• Why do people send unsolicited dick pics?

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Popping our cherries on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

• Is everyone's first time super awkward?
• Why is Beverly Hills Ninja such a great make out movie?
• Who was Sandy and Jill's first celebrity crush?

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Dropping a double deuce on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

• Why does pooping feel so, so good?
• Are you embarrassed to let it all go in a public restroom?
• Why do we like the smell of our own farts?

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Undressing Ken and Barbie dolls on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

• What would you do if you woke up with no genitals?
• Which side does a penis hang in pants?
• Why does everyone want to be Chandler Bing?

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Acting out the insult battle from Hook on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

• What was the first cuss word ever?
• Why did Sandy censor Shakespeare?
• Does Rufio need a mom to rinse out his nasty mouth?

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Proving ghosts actually exist in this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

• Should ghosts have squatter's rights?
• Does Sinbad play a genie in Kazaam?
• Did we actually summon a spirit in our friend's home?

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Losing our podcast virginity in this very first episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask the following:

• Is public nudity an art form?
• Does a man's butt look like boobs in a bra?
• How exactly does a penis ride a skateboard?

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