Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer jump ahead to the next episode in the JMS preferred order. Xhafer retires his B5 card collection. Laura thinks the show needs more PR Kevin. Meanwhile, the Excalibur crew explores a derelict alien starship and accidentally unleashes an HR nightmare in Crusade: Episode 8 - Appearances and Other Deceits.