Oh hello there, welcome to Crushed by Margaret Cabourn-Smith - the podcast about unrequited love.

We're lucky enough to have comedy dynamo DESIREE BURCH as our guest today. She's wonderful and SHE'S ON TOUR - you can buy tickets here https://www.desireeburch.com/the-golden-wrath-tour/

Thanks for downloading and supporting us (me). You're the absolute best.

Come and find us...

On ⁠Substack at crushedbymcs⁠; where if you subscribe, you’ll have access to the podcast ad-free and exclusive blogs as well as a lot of gushy love from me.

On ⁠instagram⁠ @crushedbymcs for a right old ragbag of silly and serious videos and clips.

On email, where you can send us anecdotes, adoration and arguments  ⁠[email protected]⁠ Who doesn't love post!?

And if you want to do nothing but simply chuck me £4 to buy myself some sellotape and a copy of the Radio Times to make a collage, head for ⁠ko-fi.com/crushedbymcs⁠

Just out of interest: I'm appearing in ⁠Sherlock Holmes and the 12 Days of Christmas⁠ with former guests Humphrey Ker and David Reed at the Birmingham Rep over Christmas 2025. When I was a kid they'd have announcements like that over the closing credits of comedy programmes sometimes. I'd love to bring that back.

Big thanks to Mighty Bunny in general and Laura Grimshaw specifically. I love them all too.

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Oh look, it's Crushed by Margaret Cabourn-Smith; the podcast about unrequited love. 

Today's episode features the brilliantly talented Hollie McNish. BUY HOLLIE'S BOOK VIRGIN!!! It's just so good. Beautiful and moving and angry and funny. We totally lucked out getting Hollie. She's an awesome poet just oozing empathy and warmth and has a totally unique take on crushes. So there.

Thanks for downloading and supporting us. You're my people.

Come and find us...

On Substack at crushedbymcs; where if you subscribe, you’ll have access to the podcast ad-free and exclusive blogs as well as a lot of gushy love from me.

On instagram @crushedbymcs for a right old ragbag of silly and serious videos and clips.

On email, where you can send us anecdotes, adoration and arguments  [email protected] Who doesn't love post!?

And if you want to do nothing but simply chuck me £4 to buy myself some sellotape and a copy of the Radio Times to make a collage, head for ko-fi.com/crushedbymcs

Just out of interest: I'm appearing in Sherlock Holmes and the 12 Days of Christmas with former guests Humphrey Ker and David Reed at the Birmingham Rep over Christmas 2025. When I was a kid they'd have announcements like that over the closing credits of comedy programmes sometimes. I'd love to bring that back.

Big thanks to Mighty Bunny in general and Laura Grimshaw specifically. I love them all.

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You've found Crushed by Margaret Cabourn-Smith; the podcast about unrequited love. 

Today's episode features utterly charming, delightfully hilarious Josh Jones. As Producer Laura says "What a joyful f**king mess his list of crushes is." Though I will say, Josh's reason for going off Henry Cavill is highly relatable.

Josh is currently touring the UK and you can find out where he's going and how to get tickets here.

Thanks for downloading and supporting us. You're the best. In exchange I hope we're bringing glimmers of warmth to you in a pretty frightening world.

Come and find us...

On Substack at crushedbymcs; where if you subscribe, you’ll have access to the podcast ad-free and exclusive content from me as well as a lot of gushy love from me.

On Instagram @crushedbymcs where I post quite personal videos and nuggets from the show.

On email, where you can send us anecdotes, adoration and arguments  crushedbymcs@gmail. Who doesn't love post!?

And if you want to do nothing but simply chuck me £4 to buy myself some sellotape and a copy of the Radio Times to make a collage, head for ko-fi.com/crushedbymcs

I'm on the iPlayer in Not Going Out if you fancy checking that out. I am also up at the Birmingham Repertory Theatre from November 2025 - January 2026 doing Sherlock Holmes with former guests Humphrey Ker and David Reed. See you there.

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Ahoy there, it's Crushed by Margaret Cabourn-Smith; the podcast about unrequited love. 

This episode features awesome writer-performer and podcaster AMY HOGGART who has a hugely varied CV and currently hosts TWO excellent podcasts - What's Left? and FeMANism. Check her out on instagram at ⁠@amyhoggart.⁠

Absolutely loved chatting to Amy and felt at home discussing her many disasters. My favourite moment was the total delusion caused by a Valentine's Card.

Thanks for downloading and supporting us. You're my people. If you can bear to go and lob us a 5 star review

Come and find us...

On Substack at crushedbymcs; where if you subscribe, you’ll have access to the podcast ad-free and exclusive content from me as well as a lot of gushy love from me.

On Instagram @crushedbymcs where I occasionally dress up and lip-synch to Chappell Roan.

On email, where you can send us anecdotes, adoration and arguments  crushedbymcs@gmail. Who doesn't love post!?

And if you want to do nothing but gratefully chuck me £4 to buy myself some sellotape and a copy of the Radio Times to make a collage, head for ⁠ko-fi.com/crushedbymcs⁠

Just out of interest: you can currently see me in Not Going Out on the iplayer, if you fancy seeing me  being pedantic in a pencil skirt. 

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Oh hello there, welcome to Crushed by Margaret Cabourn-Smith; the podcast about unrequited love. 

This episode features the marvellous actor, writer, and excellent-showbiz-anecdote-provider EMMA KENNEDY. What a gossipy joy this episode is, Emma is just so much fun. You're gonna have a great time. And if you want more from Emma, she's @emmak67 on Instagram.
Thanks for downloading and supporting us. You're my people. If you can bear to go and lob us a 5 star review we’d really love that.

Come and find us...

On Substack at crushedbymcs; where if you subscribe, you’ll have access to the podcast ad-free and exclusive content from me as well as a lot of gushy love from me.

On Instagram @crushedbymcs where I occasionally dress up and lip-synch to Chappell Roan.

On email, where you can send us anecdotes, adoration and arguments 

And if you want to do nothing but gratefully chuck me £4 to buy myself some sellotape and a copy of the Radio Times to make a collage, head for ko-fi.com/crushedbymcs

And, if you're so inclined, you can currently see me in Not Going Out on the iPlayer, if you fancy seeing me  being pedantic in a pencil skirt. 

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Hey you - it's Crushed by Margaret Cabourn-Smith; the podcast about unrequited love. 

This episode I interview brilliant writer, speaker and activist LAURA BATES.

Laura is a ludicrously impressive and articulate human and SO FUN despite the fact that her work is generally super serious. Do check out her books, especially the most recent THE NEW AGE OF SEXISM which is a terrifying account of how AI is affecting our lives when it comes to misogyny. I'm not saying it's a fun read but it's absolutely, profoundly important and gripping.

Thanks for downloading and supporting the podcast. If you can bear to go and tap out a 5 star review for us, that'd be dreamy. Or for some harder financial based support, head for ko-fi.com/crushedbymcs It makes all the difference in keeping this baby alive and thriving and if you've already done that, I LOVE YOU.

Come and find us...

On Substack at crushedbymcs; where if you subscribe, you’ll have access to the podcast ad-free and exclusive content from me as well as a lot of gushy love from me.

On Instagram @crushedbymcs where I occasionally dress up and lip-synch to Chappell Roan.

On email, where you can send us anecdotes, adoration and arguments  crushedbymcs@gmail. Who doesn't love post!?

Just out of interest: you can currently see me in Not Going Out on the iPlayer, if you fancy seeing me being funny in a pencil skirt and nametag. 

THANKS GANG 

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Hey there it's Crushed by Margaret Cabourn-Smith; the podcast about unrequited love. 

This episode I talk to awesome comic Hayley Morris.

I can't wait for you to discover her if you haven't yet. She's properly fabulous. Hilarious and open and a really gifted communicator. Highly recommend you binge all her previous content on  https://www.youtube.com/@hayleymorris/videos

Thanks for downloading and supporting us. If you can bear to go and tap out a 5 star review for us, that'd be dreamy. Or for some harder financial based support, head for ko-fi.com/crushedbymcs It makes all the difference in keeping this baby alive and thriving and if you've already done that, I LOVE YOU.

Come and find us...

On Substack at crushedbymcs; where if you subscribe, you’ll have access to the podcast ad-free and exclusive content from me as well as a lot of gushy love from me.

On Instagram @crushedbymcs where I occasionally dress up and lip-synch to Chappell Roan.

On email, where you can send us anecdotes, adoration and arguments  crushedbymcs@gmail. Who doesn't love post!?

Just out of interest: you can currently see me in Not Going Out on the iPlayer, if you fancy seeing me being funny in a pencil skirt and nametag. 

THANKS GANG 

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Welcome along to Crushed by Margaret Cabourn-Smith; the podcast about unrequited love. 

This episode I talk to awesome writer and speaker POORNA BELL. 

I'm a big fan of hers and have been trying to track her down for a couple of years since I was too shy (I know) to approach her at Crushed alumnus Dolly Alderton's book launch. My persistence paid off and I loved talking to her and getting an advance copy of her excellent new novel This Is Fine which is out now and highly recommended. I love that instead of doing a reading from that, she read from her teenage diary.

Thanks for downloading and supporting us. If you can bear to go and tap out a 5 star review for us, that'd be dreamy.

Come and find us...

On Substack at crushedbymcs; where if you subscribe, you’ll have access to the podcast ad-free and exclusive content from me as well as a lot of gushy love from me.

On Instagram @crushedbymcs where I occasionally dress up and lip-synch to Chappell Roan.

On email, where you can send us anecdotes, adoration and arguments  crushedbymcs@gmail. Who doesn't love post!?

And if you want to do nothing but gratefully chuck me £4 to buy myself some sellotape and a copy of the Radio Times to make a collage, head for ko-fi.com/crushedbymcs

Just out of interest: you can currently see me in Not Going Out on the iplayer, if you fancy seeing me being pedantic in a pencil skirt. 

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Welcome to Crushed by Margaret Cabourn-Smith; the podcast where funny people talk about unrequited love. 

Today's episode features excellent BAFTA winning composer JESSICA CURRY. Her album Shielding Songs is available now from  jessicacurry.bandcamp.com.

She's on insta @jessica_curry_ She's an extraordinary woman and I loved going through some of her mad crushes. I looked up the quote she mentioned, attributed to comic book artist Tim Kreider -

"If we want the rewards of being loved, we have to submit to the mortification of being known." 

I might get it on a poncho.

Thanks for downloading and supporting us. You're my people.

Come and find us...

On Substack at crushedbymcs; where if you subscribe, you’ll have access to the podcast ad-free and exclusive content from me as well as a lot of gushy love from me.

On Instagram @crushedbymcs

On email, where you can send us anecdotes, adoration and arguments  crushedbymcs@gmail. Who doesn't love post!?

And if you want to do nothing but simply chuck me £4 to buy myself some sellotape and a copy of the Radio Times to make a collage, head for ko-fi.com/crushedbymcs

In other news I'm currently in the episode of Not Going Out called Hotel Room on the BBC iplayer if you need more of me.

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Crushed by Margaret Cabourn-Smith; the podcast where I grill funny people about unrequited love. 

Today's episode features wonderful stand-up dynamo Jordan Gray - she's @talldarkfriend on Instagram and her sitcom Transaction starts on ITV2 the 24th June 2025.

This was a really funny, fun episode and I apologise for getting emotional at the end. I was about to apologise for asking for money too but I WON'T. I'll just say thanks for listening.

What I will also do is say these are some amazing charities you can give to...

Medical aid for Palestine: 

https://www.map.org.uk/

https://www.oxfam.org.uk/get-involved/campaign-with-oxfam/end-uk-arms-sales-to-israel/donate/

Sparkle, the transgender charity: 

https://www.consortium.lgbt/support-us/

Thanks for downloading and supporting us. You're my people. If you can up your devotion and give us a five star rating I'll be able to sense it when I see you, and will give you a hug (Or complicated salute if hugging's not your thing).

Come and find us...

On Substack at crushedbymcs; where if you subscribe for just $5 a month you’ll have access to the podcast ad-free and exclusive content from me as well as a lot of gushy love from me.

On Instagram @crushedbymcs if you want to check on what I look like as time passes.

On email, where you can send us anecdotes, adoration and arguments  crushedbymcs@gmail. Who doesn't love post!?

And if you want to do nothing but simply chuck me £4 (or more) to buy myself some sellotape and a copy of the Radio Times to make a collage, head for ko-fi.com/crushedbymcs

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