Lots of hair talk today on the show for some reason. Also, do you like it when your hairdresser chats up a storm?

Stacie: 'My husband is my best friend... in like a husband kind of way'

Clayton: '... What?'

Stacie: 'He's like a best friend with benefits'

You know those fun facts we tease you with before the next song? Clayton absolutely butchered a few of them today. Plus, we figured out how to get people to stop texting and driving!

One time at a party, someone took a few spoonfuls of Clayton's cereal when he put it down on a coffee table. Same spoon and everything. She thought cereal was a food you share with other people...

Remember the SNL skit 'Matt Foley: Motivational Speaker' with Chris Farley? That made an appearance on the show this morning, along with Sailor Dan, Big Shiny Tunes and Delisle's rink burgers.

Even if you're legit sick, DON'T call in sick tomorrow. You'll see why when you listen to this clip. We also invented a new diet that literally everyone can get behind.

Clayton's awful Pilsner bunny tattoo, smuggling stuff across the border in a tuba, the 'Young & The Restless' theme song, Paw Patrol, flip phones, and putting hot dogs up your sleeves... All of this random stuff made an appearance on the show this morning!

When you were a kid, did your friends/siblings try and convince you that there was a monster in Saskatoon's Weir that would grab your leg suck you under? We talked about that urban legend this morning. Plus, Stacie tried to impersonate a Pelican and it didn't go well.

Stacie has never played road hockey in her life. Clayton didn't think that was even possible. That talk and a bunch more fun stuff on the show from this morning!

Some Buzzkill Brenda's were saying that Jersey Day wasn't helping out with anything. We stuck it to those people this morning, talked about road hockey, and some other weird stuff.