Cry Laugh Emoji

Cry Laugh Emoji

By Mark Malone & Ryan SimmonsComedyPerforming ArtsFood
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Cry Laugh Emoji episodes

  • Mark’s Netflix Special: Crisp Apple Crisp
    In this episode Mark finally reveals his second Netflix special, which is mostly hilarious apple jokes. Simmons dives deep into the political minute, and also brings an article we talk about. That’s right, buy some children blood for your body for only $8,000! All that and more in this week’s Cry Laugh Emoji Podcast.
    1 hr 2 min
  • Mark’s Netflix Special: Crisp Apple Crisp

    In this episode Mark finally reveals his second Netflix special, which is mostly hilarious apple jokes. Simmons dives deep into the political minute, and also brings an article we talk about. That’s right, buy some children blood for your body for only $8,000! All that and more in this week’s Cry Laugh Emoji Podcast.

    1 hr 2 min
  • Hamburger Pussy
    We’re back with another instant classic! We delve right into the hard hitting issues: Dr. Who, bathroom etiquette, Big Dental Tool, and Mark’s favorite letters. We also spend a bit of time ripping into an awful article about our very namesake, which you can read for yourself here. And is that a very special teaser at the end of … Continue reading "Hamburger Pussy"
    1 hr 4 min
  • Hamburger Pussy

    We’re back with another instant classic! We delve right into the hard hitting issues: Dr. Who, bathroom etiquette, Big Dental Tool, and Mark’s favorite letters. We also spend a bit of time ripping into an awful article about our very namesake, which you can read for yourself here. And is that a very special teaser at the end of the episode?

    1 hr 4 min
  • Trucks and Mattresses
    G’day, in this episode we talk about celebrity deaths, how badass burning out is, mocha frappuccinos, how much work sucks, and those piece of shit Australians.
    1 hr 4 min
  • Trucks and Mattresses

    G’day, in this episode we talk about celebrity deaths, how badass burning out is, mocha frappuccinos, how much work sucks, and those piece of shit Australians.

    1 hr 4 min
  • New Years Spectacular
    Tis the sneason. Let’s hope that joke never gets told again. We’re back this episode with Rachel and Tony from last week. This is the new year episode, so check it out!
    55 min
  • New Years Spectacular

    Tis the sneason. Let’s hope that joke never gets told again. We’re back this episode with Rachel and Tony from last week. This is the new year episode, so check it out!

    55 min
  • Christmas Spectacular
    and so I said to the guy, “I don’t know what kind of 5 star restaurant you’re expecting up here, but they’re serving it on a goddamn plane!”
    57 min
  • Christmas Spectacular

    In this Christmas Spectacular we recorded with our friends Jared, Rachel and Tony (our intro music creator). We chit and chat about whatever comes to mind. Specifically vegas, the 3ds, even had a couple sponsors this ep. Goofy stuff.

    57 min

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Cry Laugh Emoji is a podcast by Mark Malone and Ryan Simmons. No defined topic-- just wherever the wind takes us. Check out crylaughemoji.com