Cry Me a River

Former LSU Pitching Great and 2-Time SEC Academic Honor Roll Award Winner Zachary Person Joins the Cry Me a River Crew to Talk LSU Baseball, Why Pitchers Wearing Armbands is Lame, and the Fascinating World of Bathroom Attendants.

Zac answers the fan's questions and chimes in on a multitude of topics including his thoughts on the best PlayStation 2 games of all time, the thiccest LSU baseball player, and why the Florida Gators are the absolute worst. All honor to the legend. 

College Baseball is Back! The Guys get Excited for LSU basketball only for them to disappoint an hour later. UFC on the rise as a potential Big 3 in Sports? Maybe. Speaking of Sport, he calls in and tells us the fish aint biting. 

Why does Facebook attract such scum? Why do dudes feel the need to wear sandals in public? Close your mouth when you chew and why did airsoftfatty stand us up? Find out on the newest episode of Cry Me a River. 

The War on Titties. Who Killed Tupac, and Wandavision. Will the New Parish Donut Shop Please Stand Up.  A CMR Banger.

Dan and Trox feel a sigh of relief with LSU Basketball. Why is America so concerned with censoring titties, and nudity in general? Dan gets emotional about the death of two baby chicks. The Great Jambalaya vs. Pastalaya Debate. Trox be hatin on potato salad.

Cry Me a River's Post Super Bowl Reaction as P$ Goes to Disney World. A Story of How The Bucs Bought a Championship.

The guys cap off the year with their final NFL reaction to Super Bowl LV. P$ calls in from the Disney World resort while allegedly wearing a visor. Dan and Trox talk which vehicles from Pixar's Cars universe they would like to be, their likely ancient warrior roles, and the best toilet in the parish. Do you prefer Blue Runner red beans or fresh? Donnie Zimmer asks, "What’s the freaking deal with the docks by the boat club? Get it done."

The Super Bowl Sunday Mega Excellent Pre-Show. Dan and Trox discuss the biggest sporting event of the year and swear their allegiance to the Kansas City Chiefs. Which Gatorade flavor is best? Favorite fast food restaurants and Dan becomes a water molecule. Another banger for the Parish.

The Great Kong vs Godzilla Debate, a GameStop stock fiasco, and one of the biggest sports weekends of 2021 on the latest addition to Cry Me a River.

Trox is heated and sheds light on the madness that is GME stock and the low down, dirty, snitchin suits who don't want to play fair. Dan defends the world's favorite monke, as the guys debate which kaiju will get the kill, Kong or Zilla. The guys talk Drew Brees replacement hypotheticals and mourn the end of the NFL's season prior to the Super Bowl Sunday clash between Kansas City and P$'s Tampa Bay Tom Brady's. 

Saint Sorrows and Saltiness. Dan and Trox talk the depressing loss against the Bucs, while P$ undoubtedly celebrates in with his visor. The guys talk favorite movies and performances, Drew Barrymore, talking animals, and breakfast. Bacon vs Sausage, Jenny's vs Popeyes, Best Dog in the Parish?

Longest episode to date, but that's alright cause the content flowing. Sport calls in with his notepad filled with topics. Dan and Trox tackle the Zombie Apocalypse as The People of the Parish are recruited by the guys. LSU Basketball season is on fire, so Boot Up. NFL Playoff reactions and predictions for this week's games.

2019 LSU vs. 2020 Alabama, who is better? The CMR Crew pick their celebrity deathmatch opponents. "Why the Sonic ice cream machine is broke?" asks Carter Merrill. 

The Cry Me a River Crew are back for the first episode of 2021! Fans have theories, would you rathers, and hot topics that the guys dive into on the first podcast of the year. Starting the year off with a banger is never easy, but the mad lads did it.

Like always, questions and suggestions from the CMR group get answered by Dan and Trox. LSU basketball is covered as the guys try and turn everyone into Will Wade believers. We give our thoughts on the top 5 TV shows of all time while going off on a bit of a Black Mirror tangent. Thoughts of the new LSU Offensive Coordinator are weighed by the fellas. The biggest weekend in the history of NFL playoffs with Dan and Trox composing a playoff bracket draft. Finally, we dive into the Alabama vs. Ohio St. College Football National Championship and talk the link between head coaches and being a sociopath.

The CMR Awards are finally upon us. The guys dish out awards to the people of the parish on 2020's final episode. If you listen, you're special and we love you. in 2020's 

Dan gets a potential date. Trox unleashes vocal fury on the listeners. Might have gotten a little too drunk. 2020 goes out with a bang.