Cryptidiots

We are 25% of the way to 100 episodes! This very special milestone coincides with April Fools Day (kind of...close enough for Dan), so the Idiots discuss the Jackalope, a creature who originates from some merry pranksters. They also answer key questions like, “Which movies would be better if you introduced a cryptid at the midpoint?”, and “Is Barry Keoghan a squonk?”, as well as “Should we just talk about the Rizzler every episode instead of cryptids?”

The Cryptidiots react to some newly-announced government websites and answer listener questions about which cryptids are most capable of succeeding in corporate America or winning a hot dog eating content. Then they discuss the Slide-Rock Bolter a mountain-dwelling cryptid that hates tourists.

A special little interstitial episode for ya'll this week folks! Hear from the people who created Dan and unleashed upon your ears. We discuss Bigfoot sightings AND the Brazilian Hairy Leg (aka Perna Cabeluda).

And the laughs wouldn't stop coming until- *he gasps for air but nothing comes* - Find out the origin of this cryptic short by listening to this episode in which we're joined by literal laughter expert, Chris Duffy. Also, is Bigfoot a alien?!?!?!

Before you go on your next hike through the forest, you'd better listen to this one!

Folks. This one is the real deal. The BIG one. Despite our general foolishness, we were graced with a visit from legendary Cryptozoologist Sharon A Hill! We are truly so honored and guarantee you'll want more so head over to her blog https://sharonahill.com/

Afterward, we get into Canadian geriatric Old Ned. Get on in here!

You're out of your mind if you don't listen to this one. And if you want to find out how bad of a joke that was, you'd better listen. K love you byeeee!

The dumbos get another visit from the Earth TV fairies (aka, the podcast streams got crossed), and John discusses an absolute deviant of a cryptid in this star-studded episode.

This episode is for dreamers and drunks. The Cryptidiots examine John's childhood diary entries and a newly logged Bigfoot sighting before discussing the Shōjō, a very chill, very potbellied, and very alcoholic cryptid who is a resident of Japan, China, and Margaritaville.

New mics! Sound quality through the roof! Ever wonder where the phrase "little green men" came from? Well wonder no more if you listen to this delightful episode about.