Greetings Cryptodatians! 

We are actually for real back this time!
Tulula and Belle update the fans on their lives, they are both recently single and talk about the different ways they survived their break ups. 
Then they get into a discussion about prehistoric cryptid sightings. They talk about everything from Tasmanian tigers to Pterodactyls. And ask themselves, why are there so many chickens? 
Then Belle tells a very colorful tale of one of her recent Bumble experiences. And the girls give some advice and opinions on dating apps. 

Also, sorry for the audio. The computer started heating up halfway through the episode and makes a terrible whirring sound! We tried everything to get rid of it, but alas. At least it doesn't last the whole episode!

Show notes: 

We have these discussions off the cuff and we have these topics fresh in our hearts but sometimes we don't get things exactly right. We will always try to make any necessary corrections here :) 

• Belle makes an oopsy saying that the coelacanth was rediscovered 15 years ago...FALSE. It was rediscovered in 1938. She was most likely thinking of the first sighting of a coelacanth named "Eric" who was first seen in 2009 and last seen in 2013 
• Belle's second oopsy: the manatee's closest living relative is the elephant. And the elephant's closest living relative is the hyrax 
• Belle's 3rd oopsy! There have been 2 primates discovered in recent years, though neither were chimps. The first was a great ape, a species of orangutan called the Tapanuli found in Indonesia. The second is a monkey called the Popa Langur found in Myanmar 

Media References:

• Hereditary
• Ghostly dinosaur sighting -Darkness Prevails : https://youtu.be/x-cp6qNvx8o
• The Bridgewater Triangle - Documentary (2013)

Happy Anniversary! It's been one year since we started our little podcast and we are still here, bitches! We will be back with new episodes, just in time for the spookiest season of the year. Thank you for your loyalty! Stay tuned! We have lots in store. As always, if you have any stories - whether creepy or lovely - please write in to [email protected]

In this season 2 premiere and Valentine's Day weekend episode, we delve into a chilling story from our friends Brad and Rhavyn. The boys relate two encounters with a shadowy entity that seems to come out to haunt Rhavyn's backyard and neighbor's house at 3:00 in the morning. Is it a demon? Interdimensional shadow being? An alien dear on a bike? Let us know what you think after hearing the story for yourself.
But first, we take a quick break from discussing our love lives to check out some some online dating quizzes. Have you been just dying to find out who Belle's 2000's TV boyfriend is? Well, at long last, your wait is over! We'll get into that and more on this episode of CAD (no, not that CAD--the other one.)

We want to hear from you! Email us at-
[email protected] 

Show notes & References:

• "Alone" (TV series) 
• Want to take these quizzes yourself? - https://www.buzzfeed.com/kellymartinez/which-2000s-tv-boyfriend-is-right-for-you
  https://www.zimbio.com/quiz/Xnz5gzajQe7/Rom+Com+Boyfriend
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Episode 10! If you have made it this far, you area true fan. In this Episode, Belle tells a couple stories that she heard while visiting Pennsylvania. The girls also discuss Dark Watchers and other strange phantom cryptids. In the dating portion, Tulula and Belle answer some questions; Should you text and ex on their birthday?, When should you say 'I love you'? And how long should you wait to call someone your boyfriend/girlfriend? 

Show Notes & References

• Dark Watchers - http://www.weirdca.com/location.php?location=179
• Trevor Henderson (ig cryptid artist)
• Princess Mononoke
• Possum 
• Drag Me to Hell
• Body Bags
• The Office - "Diwali" 

In this episode, Tulula and Belle share some strong opinions about what you and your spouse call each other! They also share some pet names of their own, both good and bad and what they think of pet names in general. Tulula will also tell you about how much she loves England and Dobby the house elf. Later, they get into the magical world of The Illuminati, MK-Ultra and the scaly scoundrels that may be living among us (or at least in Hollywood...and Italy.) All backed with the soothing snores of Zelly the dog, who doesn't care about any of this.


Show Notes:

Kanye West song:
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdNkUfeqQAw

The Pope Mask video (at 10:00--or watch the whole video and support our fellow content makers): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASoT8sa2X9Q

Slumber Party by Britney Spears and Tinashe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RRY3OVqtwc

"I Buried Paul" sound clip: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0RoPKzMK7Y&feature=emb_logo

Rappers who sold their souls: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2TZlqhZDWs&feature=emb_logo

27 Club Definition (in case you didn't know): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club

In this episode Tulula and Belle have a guest! Her name is Soshi she is Belle's dear friend that she met when they were both living in Hawaii. Soshi tells a cryptid story and then the girls talk about their differing tactics in approaching and talking to guys.

We want to hear from you! Write in to us all of your love, hate, social security numbers, questions, whatevaa:

[email protected]

Show Notes & References:

• Sleep Paralysis Documentary - The Nightmare
• Strange Familiars (Podcast) 
• Ready Player One 

This is the drunk-in-the-middle-of-the-day episode! Tulula and Belle bring their friend Rocco on to tell some stories about sleep paralysis & poltergeist activity. Tulula tells a story about an experience she had, and the three of them discuss the phenomenon as well as aliens, reincarnation, and a whole bunch of other things. In the dating portion, Rocco tells a bad first date he went on and the girls give their opinion.

As always we want to hear from you!
Write in your love, hate, stories you would like featured:

[email protected]

Show Notes: 

• Stranger Things origin story - https://www.wired.com/story/stranger-things-internet-questions/

• Past Life kid story - https://www.indiatoday.in/world/asia/story/3-year-old-remembers-past-life-identifies-killer-location-of-body-193650-2014-05-20

In this episode Belle and Tulula discuss stalker-ish boys from their past. Belle tells a long ass story about a guy she calls Buffalo Bill and Tulula tells a warning tale about what happens when you try to befriend the weirdo loner at school. In the cryptid segment they dive into the world of aquatic monsters and tell some local stories.

We want to hear from you! Send us your stories, questions, love, hate, whatevaaaa:

[email protected]

Show Notes & References: 

• Island of the Dolls - Ghost Adventures S.9 Ep. 6
• https://youtu.be/oF7zxQv4ONQ - creature clip is at 10:00

Guys, this is so exciting...we have our first guest!
This week we have our mom on the show to tell us some terrifying stories that take place in the very house we are living in! Demonic phone calls, giant kid-thieving cats, bedroom gorillas and haunted items.

 Then we discuss exes and if they can in fact be your friend after a break up. Belle gets triggered, feel free to laugh.

By the way, we know that our sound quality is a MESS! We are super new at this and currently ordering new equipment, please bear with us!!

We want to hear from you!
Send us your love, your hate, your cryptid and dating stories, whatevaa :

[email protected]

Show Notes & References: 

"I Never Knew You" - Jason Mraz

Joe Rogan (Who will not write back to you..but we will!) 

In this episode Tulula and Belle flip the mirror around and talk about the red flags they can identify in themselves. They discuss the idea of being a "Personality Catfish" and how they find it difficult to be genuine and direct. They talk about issues with jealousy, and how musical tastes can play into relationships. For the cryptid segment of this episode, Tulula and Belle discuss Skinwalkers and Wendigos.

*Also please forgive the horrible scratching noises!!...at the time of recording, Belle was covered in mosquito bites* 

We want to hear from you!! Write in your dating & cryptid stories, questions, or just make fun of us at: [email protected]

Show Notes & References: 

• Youtube Channels : Swamp Dweller, Darkness Prevails, Lazy Masquerade,Let's Read
• Animal mutilation article - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8638929/15-horses-mutilated-France-police-hunt-mystery-attackers.html
• True Blood (TV Series)
• Hannibal (TV series) 
• The Ritual