Despite attacks from counter-revolutionary forces, our podcasters manage to recount the main events of January 2021. What ensues is a speedrun of a podcast that will surely whip off your toupee from the sheer wind force generated (from how fast we are).  

On this totally snatched episode, we uncover the sisterly secrets of the fashion Illuminati. Who decides what not to wear or what flavor of 'core is in or out? Afterward, we discuss how you can drip, wig, and vibe into the future. 

Hunter's Insta

We load up our old savefile of Jay Sleazy's Covidization VI to check in on our good friend and warrior cop, Loren Culp. Afterwards, we explore the simultaneous Jonestownification of the Republican base and Brunchification of the Democratic base. Fucked vibes all around, man. 

For our very first Halloween Special, our podcasters recount two ghoulishly haunting stories. Parker brings out his Orson Welles, taking us to the infamous Bohemian Grove through a bit of radio theatre. Meg flexes her frankly flawless French pronunciation while describing the Affair of the Poisons that plagued Louis XIV's France. LISTEN IF YOU DARE. 

We travel o'er snowy lakes and mossy glen, into the beating heart of Western Classical Music in order to discover her innermost secrets. Is it woke? Is it broke? Is it safe for babies? And what about fetuses? Tread lightly, unless you believe yourself to be a truly enlightened gentleman of olde. 

The Republican National Convention: like the Olympic Games, it comes but once every four years. In these times of plague, the event was a mostly virtual affair. We couldn’t be there on the ground in D.C. taking psychoactive drugs, but we did the next best thing. We watched it all, completely sober and alone. We consumed ten hours of straight-up garbage on C-SPAN to present our humble analysis. So cosplay your favorite conservative icon, grab yourself some Iowa-grown corn, and enjoy our rundown of this year’s Republicon.

Our podcasters weigh in on the current state of the Biden/Harris campaign, as well as general Democratic party messaging and philosophy. During which time Meg and Parker attempt to answer several of life's fundamental questions; Is television real life? Are alphabet blocks praxis? Is Joe Biden our feudal lord?  

We talk recent Washington State elections. Namely, the quixotic campaign of Joshua "4 Congress" Collins, Jay Inslee's career as governor and Covid-19 response and his gubernatorial final boss; "Warrior Cop" Loren Culp. Stay tuned for the DLC to unlock more of Inslee's challengers. 

In a state of heat-induced delirium, our podcasters find themselves talking about beans for over 40 minutes. Amongst hyperpyrexic yelps of "Goya! Goya!", they somehow manage to discuss the efficacy of modern boycotts, political consumerism and Parker's latent psychosexual issues with Chelsea Handler. 

Music Credit: Lobo Loco "Glueworm Evening Blues"

We dive deep into MIU, the OG college for swapping essential oils with your professors. Along the way, we explore the past of the Maharishi himself and infiltrate a prestigious webinar to unlock the power of warm lemon juice.