A review of the 1996 super­hero film, The Phan­tom. Full stop. Also saw Pearl, go see it, it’s good, ty bb’s.

A review of the 1996 action hor­ror film, From Dusk till Dawn, writ­ten by Wild At Heart fan, Quentin Taran­ti­no and alleged­ly direct­ed by Robert Rodriguez.

A review of the 1989 sci­ence fic­tion film, Star Trek V: The Final Fron­tier, the sequel to Star Trek IV: The Voy­age Home. For our non-Roma­ni­ans, (IV=4, V=5, VI=6, yep, not kid­din­ng, hoow da hell does that make sense..)

A review of the 1978 bud­dy ston­er com­e­dy film, Up In Smoke, star­ring Cana­di­an leg­end, Tom­my Cheech.

A movie review of the 1958 sci­ence fic­tion hor­ror dra­ma film, The Trol­len­berg Ter­ror or The Crawl­ing Eye for all of our Amer­i­can brothers. 

A review of the 1992 com­e­dy hor­ror film, Buffy the Vam­pire Slay­er, direct­ed by Fran Rubel Kuzui.

A review of the 1979 text­book to screen­play, Stalk­er, direct­ed by Andrei Tarkovsky, the great Russ­ian director. 

A review of the 1977 sports com­e­dy epic, Slap Shot. Direct­ed by George Roy Hill and stars a young Michael Leonard Ontkean and some guy named Paul.

A review of the 1981 epic medieval fan­ta­sy film, Excal­ibur, direct­ed by John Boor­man, who also direct­ed Zardoz. 

A review of the 1985 Amer­i­can com­e­dy hor­ror film writ­ten and direct­ed by Dan O’Ban­non, who wrote the sci­ence fic­tion epic, Dark Star.