Join me this week as we begin to pick apart the snarled mess of international political espionage, human sex trafficking, messianic delusions, and CIA backed psychological operations that is the Unification Church of the United States, better known as "The Moonies" after their posthumous charismatic leader and founder Sun Myung Moon. Do they worship Jesus? Nope. Do they worship money, sex, and AK-47's? They sure do! Do they have a terrifying level of political control over the United States Government? Of course! What nefarious cult doesn't? So lets talk about it.