Cultured Swine

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  • Matter [5-9]

    In which death takes a moment to linger appreciatively at the throne before continuing its grim business.


    A huge thanks to Terminal Khaos Builders for providing all music used in this episode! Our opening theme is "Oh, they never lie," off the album "12 Views of Iain M. Banks's Culture." Check out their music here: https://terminalkhaosbuilders.bandcamp.com/music


    Come chat with us on our discord ( https://discord.gg/5RweN4Z )


    Got a desire to give us money that can't be quenched by any salve other than giving us money? Here's our patreon: [ https://www.patreon.com/unculturedswinepodcast ] 



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit culturedswine.substack.com
    1 hr 24 min
  • Matter [1-4]

    In which war is very pointedly avoided by all involved for at least the present moment.


    A huge thanks to Terminal Khaos Builders for providing all music used in this episode! Our opening theme is "Oh, they never lie," off the album "12 Views of Iain M. Banks's Culture." Check out their music here:
    https://terminalkhaosbuilders.bandcamp.com/music


    Come chat with us on our discord ( https://discord.gg/5RweN4Z )


    Got a desire to give us money that can't be quenched by any salve other than giving us money? Here's our patreon:
    [ https://www.patreon.com/unculturedswinepodcast ] 



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit culturedswine.substack.com
    1 hr 43 min
  • The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas

    The classic moral philosophy problem in the form of a short story! Or that's the popular perception anyway; GSV examines that reading, and Johnny presents a less popular one with more Cultural undertones as they examine Ursula K. Le Guine's "The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas."


    https://blog.jaibot.com/the-copenhagen-interpretation-of-ethics/ 


    https://www.sfu.ca/~palys/Miner-1956-BodyRitualAmongTheNacirema.pdf 


    A huge thanks to Terminal Khaos Builders for providing all music used in this episode! Our opening theme is "Oh, they never lie," off the album "12 Views of Iain M. Banks's Culture." Check out their music here: https://terminalkhaosbuilders.bandcamp.com/music


    Come chat with us on our discord ( https://discord.gg/5RweN4Z ) 



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit culturedswine.substack.com
    51 min
  • Consider Phlebas [13-Finale]

    In which war is hell and it all works out fine in the end.


    https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2302


    https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShapeshifterIdentityCrisis


    A huge thanks to Terminal Khaos Builders for providing all music used in this episode! Our opening theme is "Oh, they never lie," off the album "12 Views of Iain M. Banks's Culture." Check out their music here: https://terminalkhaosbuilders.bandcamp.com/music


    Come chat with us on our discord ( https://discord.gg/5RweN4Z )


    Got a desire to give us money that can't be quenched by any salve other than giving us money? Here's our patreon: [ https://www.patreon.com/unculturedswinepodcast ] 



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit culturedswine.substack.com
    1 hr 32 min
  • Consider Phlebas [10-12]

    Attempting (and beautifully executing) an apparently rapid recovery from the pyschological problems one would expect Horza to suffer in this situation, our hero continues down his dark path, commenting on how nice the rapidly moving light at the end of the tunnel looks!


    How to destroy the world: https://qntm.org/destroy


    A huge thanks to Terminal Khaos Builders for providing all music used in this episode! Our opening theme is "Oh, they never lie," off the album "12 Views of Iain M. Banks's Culture." Check out their music here:
    https://terminalkhaosbuilders.bandcamp.com/music


    Come chat with us on our discord ( https://discord.gg/5RweN4Z )


    Got a desire to give us money that can't be quenched by any salve other than giving us money? Here's our patreon:
    [ https://www.patreon.com/unculturedswinepodcast ] 



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit culturedswine.substack.com
    1 hr 44 min
  • Consider Phlebas [7-9]

    A cast to downsize and a presence of demise! Horza makes his way back to the railroad that fate built for him and makes every effort to reach the death world he was destined for, but endless complexities are before him as ever.


    A huge thanks to Terminal Khaos Builders for providing all music used in this episode! Our opening theme is "Oh, they never lie," off the album "12 Views of Iain M. Banks's Culture." Check out their music here:
    https://terminalkhaosbuilders.bandcamp.com/music



    Come chat with us on our discord ( https://discord.gg/5RweN4Z )



    Got a desire to give us money that can't be quenched by any salve other than giving us money? Here's our patreon:
    [ https://www.patreon.com/unculturedswinepodcast ]  



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit culturedswine.substack.com
    1 hr 36 min
  • Consider Phlebas [5 - Interlude in Darkness]

    Coprophagic Cults and ill-equipped adults! Horza continues his adventures aboard the Clear Air Turbulence, and finds himself encountering tales seemingly unrelated to his own!


    https://xkcd.com/558/


    A huge thanks to Terminal Khaos Builders for providing all music used in this episode! Our opening theme is "Oh, they never lie," off the album "12 Views of Iain M. Banks's Culture." Check out their music here:
    https://terminalkhaosbuilders.bandcamp.com/music


    Come chat with us on our discord ( https://discord.gg/5RweN4Z )


    Got a desire to give us money that can't be quenched by any salve other than giving us money? Here's our patreon:
    [ https://www.patreon.com/unculturedswinepodcast ] 



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit culturedswine.substack.com
    1 hr 16 min
  • Consider Phlebas [1 to 4 + State of Play 1]

    Fascists and Feculence! Johnny and GSV begin the long awaited beginning to the culture series, as The Culture ramps up for its fight against the hated Idiran Empire! But neither the empire nor their cultured foes are the focus of this tale, as we start on contemporary religious references and move immediately on to a seemingly inconsequential pair of doomed agents fleeing dangerous situations in service of their respective home group-civilizations!


    Links We Mentioned:


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    https://hpmorpodcast.com/


    https://existentialcomics.com/comic/14


    ]


    A huge thanks to Terminal Khaos Builders for providing all music used in this episode! Our opening theme is "Oh, they never lie," off the album "12 Views of Iain M. Banks's Culture." Check out their music here:
    https://terminalkhaosbuilders.bandcamp.com/music


    Come chat with us on our discord ( https://discord.gg/5RweN4Z )


    Got a desire to give us money that can't be quenched by any salve other than giving us money? Here's our patreon:
    [ https://www.patreon.com/unculturedswinepodcast ] 



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit culturedswine.substack.com
    2 hr 8 min
  • The Eye of Argon

    Orbs of sight, reader's delight! GSV and Johnny, aided by special guests Jace Dickey and Zeek Aran, read through the entire damnable text of the ancient work of ill-advisedly published fantasy fiction, The Eye of Argon! Strap in for 3 hours of audiobook and 1 hour of complaining and giggling, both of them nonconsecutively.

    Here's the PDF version we were reading from: [ https://ansible.uk/misc/eyeargon.pdf ] (and here's a backup text transcr ipt, because that's really hard to read: https://ansible.uk/misc/eyeargon.html )


    TvTropes' Best guess for what The Eye Of Argon is made out of: [ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beryl#Red_beryl ]


    A huge thanks to Terminal Khaos Builders for providing all music used in this episode! Our opening theme is "Oh, they never lie," off the album "12 Views of Iain M. Banks's Culture." Check out their music here:
    https://terminalkhaosbuilders.bandcamp.com/music


    Come chat with us on our discord ( https://discord.gg/5RweN4Z )


    Got a desire to give us money that can't be quenched by any salve other than giving us money? Here's our patreon:
    [ https://www.patreon.com/unculturedswinepodcast ] 



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit culturedswine.substack.com
    3 hr 56 min
  • Inversions [21-Conclusion]

    Inversions episode 6: In which Johnny is right about goddamned everything. 



    This episode is the first one edited by dear friend of the show GSV. If you noticed any differences, feel free to point them out so we can get competitive about who's the better editor :D 



    A huge thanks to Terminal Khaos Builders for providing all music used in this episode! Our opening theme is "Oh, they never lie," off the album "12 Views of Iain M. Banks's Culture." Check out their music here: 


    https://terminalkhaosbuilders.bandcamp.com/music 


    Come chat with us on our discord ( https://discord.gg/5RweN4Z ) 


    Got a desire to give us money that can't be quenched by any salve other than giving us money? Here's our patreon: 


    [ https://www.patreon.com/unculturedswinepodcast ] 



    This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit culturedswine.substack.com
    1 hr 26 min

About Cultured Swine

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Johnny and GSV discuss Ian M. Banks' "The Culture" series, and later the Hitchhiker's Guide series. We suggest you listen from the beginning of either series if you're just starting, as we're covering…