This is a joke I've told before, but it is a good one:A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance to his study to talk."So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man."I am a Bible scholar." he replies."ABible scholar? Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?""I will study," the y [...]