Someone was held back in 3rd grade and the other was almost 200 pounds find out which on is which on this episode of Cup of Jokes... Jake's the fat one.

Joe talks about how he was almost bit by a shark then Jake goes down low while he talks about Harry Potter. Also Joe finally won a scratch off, listen to find out how much he won. 

Jake and Joe talk about how they would raid Area 51 and what they think would happen. Joe is still illiterate and Jake got ghosted again.

Joe and Jake talk about what they did on the 4th of July. Jake is a fat front wiper and Joe is a drunken mess that curses out hecklers.

Crazy 4th of July stories, Joe's banned from Oviedo, and Jake doesn't understand Physical Therapy

Joe gets blocked by Phil Swift and UPS while Jake interviewed people at The Orlando Trump Rally... he's still fat