Curiopoda and ThunkTink are relaunching! This is the inaugural episode of ThunkTink, a comedy brainstorming podcast, and our first podcast on this channel. In this early, in-development episode, hosts Casey and Andrea attempt to brainstorm chemistry research proposals inspired by random topics of chemistry on Wikipedia and a random word generator. Ideas discussed include: Party Kinetics, the Extraction of Magic from Pixie Dust, and Examining the Impact of Small Electrical Gradients on a Neutron's Quark Composition.