Curmudgeons And Dragons

Curmudgeons And Dragons

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Curmudgeons And Dragons episodes

  • Adventurer Classes In Pop Culture - Fairy Tale Edition
    [#83] The entire crew gathers to go over how we'd stat out a bunch of fairy tale/Disney characters! There's some confusion over which versions we're working with but it gets sorted eventually.
    • Check out the orginal article we used as our inspiration. 
    • Here's Rolling Stone on the much-loathed 'Disney Adult' .
    • This is the Tangled trailer that confused Jim with its lack of actual Rapunzel.
    • The Three Rules of Genie Wishes are a best practice for any D&D game. 
    Everything we love can be found at curmudgeonsanddragons.com • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight • Transition Music: º Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4481-thatched-villagers License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    56 min
  • Does this...look humanoid...to you? (spoiler: yes it does) [RPG Horror Story]
    [#82] This week, Greg brings a tale of the DM who didn't know how creature types worked. Jim is stil travelling this week.
    • You can read the original post and comments.
    • The campaign in question was set in the Warhammer Fantasy World (Note from Jim: Not 40k like Jason said). 
    • Here's a pretty good overview of how creature types work in 5e.
    • There is apparently a Pokemon called Grapploct .
    • For more stories of terrible games, check out the RPG Horror Stories subReddit.  
    We tell horror stories every Friday! Check out our other episodes! • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license • Story Music: º Crusade Heavy Industry by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4678-crusade-heavy-industry License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    12 min
  • Little Bro Derails Campaign To "Win" [RPG Horror Story]
    [#81] This week, Jason shares the tale of a young player who didn't really get how D&D works. Or maybe understood it too well. Jim is on the road this week.
    • Read the original post and comments.
    • Josey mentioned the stages of cognitive development.
    • Jason mentioned No Thank You, Evil! 
    • For more stories of terrible games, check out the RPG Horror Stories subReddit. 
    We tell horror stories every Friday! Check out our other episodes! • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license • Story Music: º Crusade Heavy Industry by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4678-crusade-heavy-industry License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    26 min
  • Old Man Henderson [RPG Classic Story]
    [#80] The party gathers 'round as Jason tells the tale of the player who "won" Call of Cthulu: Old Man Henderson.
    • You can read the original post and comments. 
    • Catch up on the Call of Ctulhu RPG.
    • For stories of currently terrible games, check out the RPG Horror Stories subReddit.
    We tell horror stories every Friday! Check out our other episodes! • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license • Story Music: º Crusade Heavy Industry by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4678-crusade-heavy-industry License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    37 min
  • Are You SURE???? [r/DMAcademy Advice VI]
    [#79] We dive into the DMAcademy SubReddit to offer our takes on a handful of D&D-related conundrums.
    • How do you feel about Saying NO? (Spolier: We're mostly fine wth it!)
    • Recruiting and the challenges of playing with strangers .
    • How to make things easier for your DM. 
    • Murder Hobos: Threat or menace? 
    • Keeping the peace when handing out magic items . 
    • A question that goes much better than we expected it to. 
    • How clear about the consequences of your party's actions is clear enough?
    • Join the conversation at the DMAcademy subreddit.
    Everything we love can be found at curmudgeonsanddragons.com • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight • Transition Music: º Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4481-thatched-villagers License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo
    42 min
  • The Cleric is NOT a Catholic Priest and That Joke Wasn't Funny [RPG Horror Story]
    [#78] In this episode, Jim brngs a horror story about the difference between problematic jokes in private games with your friends and making strangers uncomfortable in public settings. CW: Veiled discussion of sexual abuse of minors by clergy.
    • You can read the original post and comments here.
    • The BBC has a good overview of the history and scope of the scandal the post refers to.
    • There's lots of good, actionable advice ut there for dealing with creeps like the one in this story.
    • For more stories of terrible games, check out the RPG Horror Stories subReddit.
    We tell horror stories every Friday! Check out our other episodes! • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license • Story Music: º Crusade Heavy Industry by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4678-crusade-heavy-industry License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    17 min
  • Top 15 WORST DM Advice Ever [Part 1: 1-8]
    [#77] It's an anti-advice espiode, as we delve into the Top 15 WORST Pieces of DM Advice, (possibly) Ever.
    • Follow along as we cover the first half of the list.
    Everything we love can be found at curmudgeonsanddragons.com • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight • Transition Music: º Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4481-thatched-villagers License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo
    35 min
  • Those WERE The Bandits! [RPG Horror Story]
    [#76] In this Horror Story, Josey is our host (at least for the into)! Jason brings us the tale of miscommunication between the DM and the party. Jim is off this week.
    • You can read the original post and comments here.
    • Josey invoked Skyrim's Golden Claw Quest .
    • For more stories of terrible games, check out the RPG Horror Stories subReddit.
    We tell horror stories every Friday! Check out our other episodes! • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license • Story Music: º Crusade Heavy Industry by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4678-crusade-heavy-industry License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    14 min
  • The Monsters Know What They're Doing [Third Party Book Club #1]
    [#75] In this NEW segment Jason, Josey, and a very laggy Greg (sorry! I tried fixing it!) talk about their favorite books published by anyone other than WotC, Jim is off this week.
    • THis week, we're talking about the pretty brilliantThe Monsters Know What They're Doing.
    • There's MORE The Monsters Know What They're Doing!  
    • These books spin out of the long-running blog of the same name. 
    Everything we love can be found at curmudgeonsanddragons.com • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight • Transition Music: º Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4481-thatched-villagers License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    21 min
  • Savage Super Session Zero Screwup [RPG Horror Story]
    [#74] This week's Horror Story comes from Josey. Jim and Greg are off this week.
    • You can read the original post and comments here.
    • This story is about a superheroic game using the Savage Worlds system.
    • We talk a lot about Session Zero.
    • Josey mentioned a book about the Stamford Prison Experiment. 
    • For more stories of terrible games, check out the RPG Horror Stories subReddit.
    We tell horror stories every Friday! Check out our other episodes! • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license • Story Music: º Crusade Heavy Industry by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4678-crusade-heavy-industry License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production.
    15 min

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The party gathers at the round table to discuss your RPG horror stories, building interesting characters, and all things D&D! Join Jason, Josey, and Jim at the tavern for a pint of ale and share…