Curmudgeons And Dragons

Curmudgeons And Dragons

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Curmudgeons And Dragons episodes

  • RPG Horror Story: Players Don't Understand 'Serious Campaign'
    [#63] In this horror story, Greg shares the story of a serious campaign that provied to be anything but. Jim is off this week at Origins.
    • You can read the original post and comments here .
    • The crew discussed non-traditional names for white kids. 
    • Jason mentioned The Trinyvale Campaign as a 'Loony Tunes' game.
    • For more stories of terrible games, check out the RPG Horror Stories subReddit. 
    We tell horror stories every Friday! Check out our other episodes! • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license • Story Music: º Crusade Heavy Industry by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4678-crusade-heavy-industry License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    19 min
  • RPG Horror Story: Paladin Doesn't Care
    [#62] Today, Josey tells us a story:
    • Check out the original post and comments. 
    • Seven years is a long time to hold someone's interest.
    • You probably shouldn't play an Oath of Devotion Paladin if you enjoy being an asshole.
    • For more stories of terrible games, check out the RPG Horror Stories subReddit.  
    We tell horror stories every Friday! Check out our other episodes! • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license • Story Music: º Crusade Heavy Industry by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4678-crusade-heavy-industry License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    21 min
  • 50 Tips For Dungeons Masters [Part 4: 31-40]
    [#61] We continue our delve into the Top 50 Tips for DMs. This week, it's #31-40.
    • Our Top 50 Tips list come courtesy of MT Black Games.
    • You always round down for damage. 
    • Josey explained why the barkeep was so interesting.
    • We all discussed Rule Zero.  
    Everything we love can be found at curmudgeonsanddragons.com • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight • Transition Music: º Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4481-thatched-villagers License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    29 min
  • Enough Taverns! Other Places To Start Your Campaign
    [#60] "Um, OK, so the camera opens on a boisterous tavern in the middle of town, what are each of your characters doing there?" is a perfectly OK way to start a D&D campaign, but there's a host of other possibilities, and in this episode, we get into a few of our favorites.
    • This episode was Jason's suggestion, spinning off this blog post he noticed. 
    • Jim floated his theory that the ubiquity of taverns comes from the hobbit's Prancing Pony meet-cute with Aragorn in Fellowship of the Ring.
    • Jim also invoked the classic Bard's Tale computer game as an iconic fantasy game centered around a tavern as your home base.
    • Jason mentioned the ongoing You Meet in a TavernAP podcast. 
    Everything we love can be found at curmudgeonsanddragons.com • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight • Transition Music: º Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4481-thatched-villagers License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    26 min
  • RPG Horror Story: Level 20 Party Loses To A Troll
    [#59] In this short but sweet horror story, Jason brings a horror story about a Vecna-inspired practical joke. 
    • Jason mentioned a Practical Guide to Wishes. 
    • The 5e rules are actually pretty specific about what a Wish can do. 
    • If you were unfamilar, Vecna is pretty badass. 
    • For more stories of terrible games, check out the RPG Horror Stories subReddit.
    We tell horror stories every Friday! Check out our other episodes! • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license • Story Music: º Crusade Heavy Industry by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4678-crusade-heavy-industry License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    11 min
  • r/DMAcademy Advice IV: Self-Spoiling, 'Useless' Items, Big Good Nice Guys, and More
    [#58] This week, Josey, Jim, Jason, and Greg have a six-pack of DM queries to consider:
    • Should you spoil a campaign that died? 
    • What do you do about that stupid magic item you made up?
    • How do you nudge a reluctant hero?
    • Who do you line up against a party of sinister PCs?
    • Can you scratch-build your very first campaign ?
    • How much disaster-proofing are you bligated to provide?
    • Everything we love can be found at curmudgeonsanddragons.com 
    • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight • Transition Music: º Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4481-thatched-villagers License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo
    29 min
  • RPG Horror Story: 'Fearless' Adventurers Defy the DM
    [#57] In this horror story, Greg tells us about a struggle of wills between a DM and their badass PCs.
    • This story comes to us from Reddit user u/Available_Regret
    • Sandstorms are legitimately terrifying.
    • Superman is not the only DC character who has teamed up with Santa Claus.
    • For more stories of terrible games, check out the RPG Horror Stories subReddit.
    We tell horror stories every Friday! Check out our other episodes! • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license • Story Music: º Crusade Heavy Industry by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4678-crusade-heavy-industry License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    14 min
  • 50 Tips For Dungeons Masters [Part 3: 21-30]
    [#56] We continue our delve into the Top 50 Tips for DMs. This week, it's #21-30, and we're getting a little more into YMMV territory.
    • Our Top 50 Tips list come courtesy of MT Black Games. 
    • Josey mentioned bespoke initative trackers
    • We talked about Legendary Actions and Lair Actions and how you can use them to spice up a fight.
    • We talked about inexpensive costuming to spruce up in-person games, and the new Zoom Avatars for playing online. 
    Everything we love can be found at curmudgeonsanddragons.com • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight • Transition Music: º Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4481-thatched-villagers License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    31 min
  • RPG Horror Story: DM Out-Metagames The Metagamer
    [#55] In this horror story, Josey brings us a story of metagaming one-upsmanship.
    • There is some disagreement about what exactly constitutes metagaming. 
    • Sorry, but Psychic Scream is just messed up.
    • We discussed what happens when matter and anti-matter collide. 
    • For more stories of terrible games, check out the RPG Horror Stories subReddit.  
    We tell horror stories every Friday! Check out our other episodes! • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license • Story Music: º Crusade Heavy Industry by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4678-crusade-heavy-industry License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    20 min
  • Let's Build A Character: Bob Belcher
    [#54] Jim and Greg are off this week, so Josey and Jason take the opportunity to stat up their favorite burger-flipping patriarch.
    • Jason was inspired by the fact that there's a Bob's Burger movie out soon. 
    • Once you know where to look, it's super-easy to blow $300 on a chef's knife. 
    • Just for Jim, there are vegan versions of Bob's classic burgers.  
    Everything we love can be found at curmudgeonsanddragons.com • Theme Music: º Crunk Knight by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3566-crunk-knight • Transition Music: º Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4481-thatched-villagers License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Hosted by Jason Portizo, Josey Diaz, Jim Crocker, and Greg Genovas Produced and Edited by Jason Portizo Curmudgeons and Dragons is a JTP Audio production
    39 min

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The party gathers at the round table to discuss your RPG horror stories, building interesting characters, and all things D&D! Join Jason, Josey, and Jim at the tavern for a pint of ale and share…