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I take a long poo, Bri sneaks up on a couple making out, and Goggles gets cancelled.
There’s only 3 weeks left before prom and you haven’t got a date yet..and you’re a monster. But that’s okay ‘cause at your high-school everyone else is too! These are the stepping stones into the world of Monster Prom, a one-to-four player competitive dating sim that has you thinking: I never knew I was into that!
Choose your own adventure and get all the way to your special monster’s heart before anyone else does, take personality quizzes to determine your stats, get into all kinds of funny and absurd situations to seduce your sweetheart and find out more about yourself than you or your friends ever knew.
Play to your strengths to earn better rewards, discover and unlock items that boost your chances at your favourite fiend’s fondness and fight the good fight all in the name of the thing high-schoolers dream of: not going to the prom alone.
Grab up to three friends or play by yourself, enjoy the beautiful art, the witty dialogue and be prepared to make hard choices because at the end of the cruel, cut-throat world of Monster Prom there are only two types of people: lovers and losers. Being a monster is hard, but getting a date for prom is even harder!
Competitive dating sim
Nothing makes the heart grow fonder than a little competition. Set your gaze on one of the sweethearts, but if you share your romantic tastes with your friends, be ready for some stiff competition.
Fantastically funny writing
All's fair in love and war, except maybe taking yourself too seriously. Through whimsical, postmodern humor, written by Cory O’Brien, Maggie Herskowitz and Julián Quijano, there is no topic Monster Prom won’t make fun of, including itself.
Gorgeous art
There’s never a dull moment while exploring the beautifully crafted world and characters drawn by Arthur Tien.
1000+ funny and absurd situations and hundreds of events
Get into the groove of the local monster high-school through hundreds of events that will branch into 1000+ possible situations, all with multiple outcomes.
Couch Multiplayer for one-to-four people
Play by yourself, with a significant other or with your favourite group of friends.
Easy to pick up and play
No learning required, just have your heart strings ready for tugging.
Characters easy to fall in love with
With 6 fully fledged lovable classmates at your fingertips, go ahead and meet, pick and find out just what makes them tick.
Monstrously post-modern slice of life
A beautifully developed universe with a diverse cast of characters, all with their own personal fashion, outfits, style and quirks, set in the modern world of love with all the trimmings: selfies, dating apps, d**kpics, raves, emojis and more.
Freedom of choice
Monsters don’t like boys or girls, they like monsters. In Monster Prom the game experience is unaffected by gender or sexual orientation, since finding love is already hard enough.
HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?
He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.
Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness
Look at all these vile creechurs and the things they did. Shame them.
Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.
The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.
There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!
I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!
Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles
BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche
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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?
He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.
Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness
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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming
Mayor Mingus confronts us in the burning shell of a once great city.
Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.
The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.
There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!
I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!
Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles
BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche
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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?
He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.
Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness
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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming
Theoroar Rustlebelt, ADVENTURER! has our eggs and our beloved Bigfoot. We're gonna get them back.
Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.
The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.
There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!
I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!
Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles
BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche
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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?
He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.
Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness
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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming
The man who sold the world (for an omelette).
Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.
The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.
There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!
I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!
Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles
BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche
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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?
He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.
Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness
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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming
Little Billy, an eldritch horror from beyond the stars, hunts us in the subway. THE CRUNGUS APPROACHETH.
Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.
The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.
There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!
I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!
Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles
BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche
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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?
He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.
Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness
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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming
WHICH ONE IS SHOOTY AND WHICH ONE IS STABBY!?
Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.
The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.
There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!
I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!
Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles
BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche
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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?
He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.
Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness
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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming
Karen has a plan to smuggle us back to DialTown but it comes with a heavy price: Norm must apologise.
Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.
The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.
There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!
I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!
Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles
BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche
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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?
He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.
Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness
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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming
Mayor Mingus sends a weaponised engine of hate to keep us out of DialTown. Can we get past Big Gregma? We're running into the endzone now. The finale of DialTown is within our grasp! But a secret cabal meets in stormlight, eager to take down Phonegingi.
Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.
The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.
There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!
I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!
Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles
BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche
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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?
He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.
Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness
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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming
Norm's okay, once you get past his gruff exterior and his gruff interior. He's from Texas, he can't help it.
Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.
The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.
There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!
I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!
Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles
BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche
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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?
He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.
Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness
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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming
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