Cursecast

Let's end this curse once and for all! We've got all of the dumpster meat and dumpster candles we could find!

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche

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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?

He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.

Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness

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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming

We'll do anything to lift Randy's curse. Like getting high on cough medicine and having a long conversation with an inanimate object.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche

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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?

He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.

Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness

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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming

Oh no.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche

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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?

He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.

Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness

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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming

Randy's not enjoying his time in the dumpster. 

CW: self harm, suicide

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche

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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?

He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.

Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness

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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming

Tell me, where is Randalf for I much desire to speak with him.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche

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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?

He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.

Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness

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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming

Poor Randy.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche

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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?

He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.

Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness

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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming

We get distracted and call a phone sex hotline instead.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche

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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you?

He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch.

Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness

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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming

I've seen worse art, tbh.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

BisectedBrioche: https://twitch.tv/bisectedbrioche

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HisCursedness is a variety streamer who plays anything from Strategy Games to RPGs, from Simulations to Shooters. He's usually pretty bad at all of them, but always willing to put the blame on somebody else. Maybe it could be you? 

He streams weeknights from 7:30PM British time on Twitch. 

Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/hiscursedness

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#HisCursedness #DialTown #DatingSim #Gaming

How would a giraffe with a step ladder head even *do* that?!

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

Let Big Bertha run wild and free, crushing all who oppose her.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles