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Australians, do not watch this.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

RELEASE THE OGRE DONG CUT!

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

I'm ready for my closeup, Mister Swift. 

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

Totally not a haunted cinema. TOTALLY NOT A HAUNTED CINEMA.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

We put the HUG in THUG and the POTASSIUM in THUG.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

We meet Stromboli the racoon and talk to God. Regrettably.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

In which we finally get to reproduce.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

In which we meet a God. He is very, very drunk. We also date a printer.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. 

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. 

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars! 

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this! 

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles

Credit to PixelPodium for the Catboy Nick fanart, regrettably.  

In which we date a sock and are thus removed from civilised society.

Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. And, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really.

The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah.

There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller printer who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who works as a bird-wrangler for animal-control and is happy to perform open heart surgery for just three dollars!  

I'm joined in this terrifying ordeal by 8BitGoggles and BisectedBrioche, go check them out at their Twitch channels, give them a follow and say hi. They deserve it after enduring this!

Goggles: https://twitch.tv/8bitgoggles