The One With EpiPen And The Mariners - "YOLO" and "LMFAO" are dated - what to say instead. Things that were boring as a kid but you now find exciting. How long to spend sleeping, sitting and standing every day. And Jen misreads the name of who threw out the first pitch at the Mariners game.

The One With The Coochie Creepers - Curt got in trouble for opening a bottle of wine. Jen's Starbucks hack. You can't return cats to Amazon. Ways to ask your kid how their day was without getting simply "fine" or "okay" as an answer. Should you wash or not wash new clothes before you wear them. And better health through decluttering.

The One With The Chocolate Pandemic - Is a massive chocolate shortage coming? Airlines will be required to reimburse for cancelled or super-late flights. Sidewalk etiquette - Who has the right-of-way? And taking a phone call while on the toilet - forbidden... or a productive use of time?

The One With Sprinkles - Is Jen classy? Curt's anniversary gift to Dana. Do you make deals with your significant other? Irritations that can affect your day. How do you feel about getting older? And... Joy & Sadness! 

The One With Curt’s Faux Hawk.  Plus should you wash shredded cheese, non traditional income opportunities and how do you spoil your pet?

Why isn’t Jen in Seattle recording with Curt? What does the color of your ‘Mom SUV’ say about you? (It tracks for Jen!) Who should pay on a first date? Plus other stuff and things.

The One With The Poo - The worst thing you stepped on in bare feet, toast is healthier than plain bread and the Love Manifestation Bracelet.

The One With The Jukebox. We had an adventure fetching a 1952 jukebox for a friend, give bad high fives, sleeping habits with your partner and Curt learns about "flipping a B-Scratch".

Need an energy boost? We got you. Curt's celebrity girlfriends are celebrating the same birthday, Jen gets all fancy like and things you keep from your partner.  

Episode 2 covers what song could you sing - word for word with no mistakes - for one million dollars, the exact most stressful time of day (down to the minute), times when you absolutely should NOT brush your teeth and is caramel pronounced CARE-a-mel or CAR-mel.