Wrestlers fortunes are read from fortune cookies, JBL's personal assistant Alphonse Chesterfield secretly hates his job, The Miz turns heel on Raw, TNA Turning Point promises an epic brother vs brother encounter with Abyss vs Joseph Park, Jack Swagger spreads his seed across America, we answer your #jerktweets inlcuding "Who are the Bella Twins f***ing to keep their jobs? Oh...right. Well, who is Zack Ryder f***ing then?", Rey Mysterio snaps into action for WWE Survivor Series this Sunday.

Special guest Marc Warzecha returns to the podcast after his trip to Tokyo, Japan to talk about his experiences visiting Korakuen Hall seeing a Pro Wrestling NOAH show and visiting wrestling shops. Plus, a vicious interview with independent Japanese wrestler Lavender Kitten The Surprise, The Shield and the Wyatt Family almost explode on Raw, your #jerktweets are answered including "In your opinions who is the one wrestler WWE has dropped the ball with the most?", and Jeff Hardy talks about his new album Plurality Of Worlds.

Jack Swagger celebrates Halloween late, Scott plays WWE 2K14 all weekend trying to beat The Undertaker's streak, the Miz's Dad returns and is unimpressed, Korporate Kane explains why he has aligned himself with Triple H and Stephanie McMahon, your #jerktweets are answered including "What does Wade Barrett think of John Cena getting a title shot for getting injured when the fighting Brit doesn't?" and Good News Barrett has a chubby.

Triple H loves to talk during Hell In A Cell to tell a story, Scott buys WWE 2K14 Phenom Edition that comes in a cat coffin, your #jerktweets are answered including "If you could swing a steel chair (headshot) at one wrestler past or present who would it be and why?, Jack Swagger floods the Comedy Podcast Network HQ, new WWE Champion Randy Orton finally relaxes only to piss everyone off.

TNA Bound For Glory delivers an amazing show, Earl Hebner spends his time out of the ring in a chicken coop, Serg Salinas is jealous of Scott talking to his wife Dixie Carter, your #jerktweets are answered including "Which exercise system reigns supreme, DDP Yoga, Stratusphere Yoga or the Simon System?", and Lemmy from Motörhead is pissed at Triple H for not being his best friend.

On a very special Gets Jerked episode the guys review "Card Subject To Change"! The documentary covers the independent wrestling scene and stars Kevin Sullivan, Billy Graham, Lacey Von Erich and Kamala! John Laurinaitis shows up and asks the guys about his recent recruit picks from the indy's and the guys go crazy about food at weddings.

Bob Backlund tries to appease the fans with gifts to fix the bad reputation of recent WWE pay-per-views, the bitter wrestling fan stops by to complain, Scott is excited for WWE 2K14, AJ gets a concussion at Battleground, TNA Bound For Glory is taking shape, the Jerks want to say thanks with a personalized message for your rate and reviews on iTunes, Jack Swagger wants to find the Sasquatch, we answer your #jerktweets including "In delivery room waiting for my wife to have our son. Is it poor form to convince her to let me name him Triple H?", and Wade Barrett attempts to repackage himself with a super hero gimmick.

Smackdown loses points with snake charming, Goldust fills his spandex outfit with a secret weapon, Hulk Hogan's contract is up with TNA, we answer your #jerktweets including "If you could have any two wrestlers switch entrance songs, who would you pick?", signing John Laurinaitis wants to become the next Don Rickles, and Vince McMahon is thrilled with his latest creation Los Matadores that debuted on WWE Raw.

Curtain Jerks GM Jack Swagger has some tips for Randy Orton to be a dark heel, Steve loves Total Divas, Joseph Park endorses reading books, your #jerktweets are answered including "After CM Punk beats Ryback what do you think about Scott Steiner being the next Paul Heyman guy?", and Jeff Hardy gives his reaction to TNA Wrestling President Dixie Carter's turning heel.

Scott has exclusive interviews with special guests Toronto's FIGHT! Brand owner and wrestler Ashley Sixx, and with Ethan Page and Josh Alexander from the tag team Monster Mafia! Also, Scott and Steve failed at college, AJ Styles is officially Bound For Glory, Tito Ortiz and Rampage Jackson get the boot from TNA, Miz's Dad explains why he was not impressed by his son on Raw, your #jerktweets are answered including "Who's Paul Heyman going to kiss next?", and Ask Macho returns with the "Macho Man" Randy Savage promising the future of console gaming.