Hulk Hogan and Ed Leslie (w/Jimmy Hart) try to whip out a sex tape and let it run wild all over us, Road Warrior Animal says Joker Sting should leave TNA for WWE, Taco Bell makes a new Dorito shell, Triple H makes 1 Million Dollars, Eric Bischoff dishes the dirt on Garrett in Impact Wrestling, Rhino and Billy Corgan revive ECW, we attempt to answer listener Twitter questions about wrestling porn, Newt Gingrich is a Real American, and we call the TNA Impact Zone ticket hotline at Universal Studios Hollywood!

Vince McMahon explains why Pat Patterson won't give you your finishes, Undertaker scares THE Brian Kendrick, TNA wrestlers get drunk at the Double Tree, The New York Post disses the WWE Network, Jeff Jarrett goes on Spring Break with James Franco and Selena Gomez, Major League Lacrosse gets Tazzmissioned, Warrior screams f**k a lot at a band you've never heard of, and we feel the Macho Madness one more time...

The Jerks attend a WWE Raw house show live at Staples Center in Los Angeles where the "Funkasaurus" Brodus Clay reappears (with only one dancing girl!), Chris Jericho gets TPed, and little kids love watching John Cena beat the hate out of Kane. Plus, Golddust is disappointed when Cody gets a new Wrestlemania match, Stone Cold Steve Austin's Package takes over Canada, The Iron Shiek makes Hogan, Warrior, and some very lucky ladies humble, plus Triple H and Undertaker promise to go all the way.

Brodus Clay is missing from WWE Raw (so the Jerks call back his Momma), TMZ reports that John Cena is part of the 1%, WWE CEO Vince McMahon is sad about WWE Diva Victoria/TNA Knockout Tara, Impact Wrestling President Dixie Carter might be on Xanax, ROH star Chris Hero gets KOed in FCW, Kane limbers up using DDPYoga, the Jerks answer listener questions from Twitter, and Triple H wants you to learn Spanish...Ole!

The jerks bust out the old VCR and play the WWF Wrestlemania VHS Game! It was made between Wrestlemania IV and V and it's nearly impossible to play. Marc stalks Disney characters, Hulk Hogan takes on the Honky Tonk Man, Andre the Giant is clearly drunk, Steve works on a big important Hollywood project, the crew watches some awesome 80's wrestler clips, a woman announcer existed at one time, and Hogan takes Harley Race out!

Pro Wrestling Superstar John Morrison joins the show to talk about the WWE, a mishap live on Raw with Charlie Hass and Lillian Garcia, how Tae Kwon Do helped (and hurt) his skills, and John busts out his Drew McIntyre impression. Plus the guys discuss what Jesse 'The Body" Ventura knows about The Rock and Osama Bin Laden, WWE jobs has another exciting opening, Ultimate Warrior turns his website into wrestling's Amercian Idol, and Hulk Hogan's electrical weiner is runnin' wild...

WWE and ECW Superstars John Morrison and Tommy Dreamer join us to discuss getting free rides from fans on the road, cabbies who love Beulah McGillicutty's Playboy/Penthouse pic, hitting the gym with John Cena, wrestling Kevin Steen, and why Tommy Dreamer is a self described "whore". Plus Undertaker returns to Raw in a terrifying new wig and confronts Triple H, TMZ thought Kharma was 9 months pregnant at the Royal Rumble (?!), Jim Ross' secret plan for a Mick Foley match on Alcatraz, and somebody finally calls Brodus Clay's momma!

WWE Raw GM John Laurinaitis gets a fax from 1997, Hulk Hogan and Troy Aikman want to rent you a waterbed, no one understands a Royal Rumble with every superstar eligible to enter for "the first time in history", JR's is tougher than a government mule (#Sauceit!), The Rock encourages Hawaiian children to skip school, Batsita and Bobby Lashley in a dream match, and will Vince McMahon be played by Ashton Kutcher in the Chris Benoit movie?

Find out the shocking true story behind former WWE Tag Team Champs Evan Borne and Kofi Kingston crashing and burning as Air Boom, plus Kurt Angle loves TNA and Jim Ross, Hulk Hogan finally returns to the UK with Impact Wrestling and a tack in his mouth, Stephanie McMahon and Triple H take sides in Team Edward vs. Team Jacob, and Dixie Carter trades Ric Flair for a 1989 VHS copy of WWF King of the Ring.

Somebody call my mama! The "Funkasaurus" Brodus Clay finally debuts on Raw and turns WWE fans against each other, Dixie Carter explains why TNA star Ric Flair is going back to WWE Hall of Fame (and how Jeff Hardy's face paint and Advil are involved), Kevin Nash and the Ultimate Warrior do MMA battle on PPV for...One Gazillion Dollars(!), Keepin' it real on The Rock, Undertaker and Kane share their sappy emotions about a double-reverse- Wrestlemaina-retirement-match with Brock Lesnar, and Jesus checks in on Stone Cold Steve Austin and Tim Tebow 316.