Jake, Mike, Ali, and Kevin talk about rousting the homeless and having a shitty Friday, Jake shows off his Google Translate skills, what happens when you send her too hard and bust your rear end, Kevin's big... smile, more poop jokes, SNACKS, a substantial feel when you put it in your mouth, #SellTheBell, new baby equals new carpet, and a special shout out to Raymond and the El Ranchito Taco Shop in Lake Elsinore, California! 

Join Jake, Mike, Ali, and Kevin as they traverse into topics including proving that 70% tangents still equals 100% content, double fisting beverages, Metric to Standard (Measurements of Freedom), Emily, loaner vehicles, training in Policy and Procedures and why you still can't get points for that, are oil changes expensive, how every time you remove a panel another squeak becomes, and habitual line steppers. Contact [email protected] to get your #SellTheBell today!!!

Come join Jake, Mike, Ali, and Kevin as the probably mispronounce names and places, ask you to clean out your cars, discuss favorite pens and new equipment hassles, #SellTheBell, strange herbal odors in customers vehicles, and then dive tongue first into a fiery evil demon that has shapeshifted into a hot sauce. Listen all the way until the end to hear the unedited reactions to this wild inferno in our mouths. Help support our quest for better recording equipment by visiting Anchor.fm and search Customer States... or find our PayPal at [email protected]! And don't forget to write in, comment, like, and share! Thanks for listening!!!

Jake, Mike, Ali, and Kevin canvass subjects such as gas lighting squeaky chairs, phallic water containers, friendship pagodas, more Trailer Park Boys references, smoking out with James Bond, Hot Or Not? categories, ghost flames on Mike's Truck, and Kevin drops some truth hammers. Help support our quest for better recording equipment by visiting Anchor.fm and search Customer States... or find our PayPal at [email protected]! And don't forget to write in, comment, like, and share! Thanks for listening!!!

Kevin's first car story.

Ali's first car story.

Jake's first car story.

Mike's first car story.

In Episode 8, Jake, Mike, Ali, and Kevin talk about IT problems, various things you're tasked with that don't fall under your job description, the NOVA documentary series theme song, more Jake-isms, getting PUNK'D by Ashton Kutcher, a raw read for a sponsor, an exciting announcement about our new extra medium segments, and how to help our great friend Sean Lifter and his family by supporting his GoFundMe to help with his cancer treatment. 

This week, Jake, Mike, Ali, and Kevin talk shop about Space Ship noises, interesting personnel from iconic Pixar movies, nature's thermal events with visual effects, what to do with bagel chips and ranch, new listener mail, Kevin talks shit about microphones, and much more!