Cutting Weight

Malik brings in Women's History Month by laughing at Corona (COVID-19) Virus, wondering why white people always bring their dogs to weddings, and reminiscing about Lil' Kim.

Malik breaks down how "ball don't lie" is a universal truth, and shares a shameful tale about starting as his high school's point guard.

Malik goes off script and remembers the first time he acted in a play, and makes a decision on the new date of Valentine's day.

Malik shares a few tales from the road, and reveals exactly where his future wife works.

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Preparing to meet Iron Mike himself, Malik recounts some childhood memories of meeting celebrities, and outlines a movie script called "The Pimp Slap." 

Malik learns about facial deformations, wonders why his mom flirts with his friends, and tells the story of his first joyride.

Malik reflects on the time he pooped in a changing room, when he used a garage clicker as a pager to impress girls, and tries to remember the eight parts of speech.

Malik breaks down the new "Baby, It's cold Outside" by John Legend, discusses Alma Adams' niece's part in the impeachment, and pokes fun at bartenders who used to box.