Cuz I Said So- True Crime For Beginners

This week the kids learn about Andrei Chikatilo. They also learn that you taste with your tongue and not your throat, that if you roll around in jelly beans some can end up in your mouth and that Stalin was the ultimate murderer. Take that Hitler!!!

This week the kids learn about the insane crimes of Sante Kimes. They also learn that urine is very slippery, exactly how long is too long to hold your mothers hand and that classic lesson, ALWAYS CHECK REFRENCES!

This week the kids learn about the "attack" of "pregnant" Andrea Diaz. They also learn that sexism is everywhere, getting arrested at the end of a first date isn't a good sign for a future relationship and sometimes you need to walk away from your real estate.

This week the kids learn about the strange circumstances of the death of Brian Wells. They also learn that giant playhouses can't make you friends, that being great at Scrabble isn't everything and that not all one stop shops are as good as they seem. 

This week the kids learn about Daniel LaPlante. They also learn that some houses walls are thicker than others, that even a fair isn't fun if you're there with a nutcase and that carrot cake is an important part of Wiccan ceremonies. 

This week the kids learn the story of Natalee Holloway. They also learn that aquariums are the best place to see sharks, why their senior trip will be to a place with a drinking age and that the former police commissioner in Aruba is a complete douche. 

In this quick episode the kids learn about the disappearance of Brandon Swanson. They also learn that you can drive too far to go to a party, that cornfields are the real enemy and that you should always take your glasses when walking in the dark.

This week the kids learn about the murderer Sharon Kinne. They also learn that garden slugs are not bullet detectors, that guns aren't the best toys for two year old's, and that credit card debt is the real nightmare. This is also the week the Mom learns you should write the lesson down before you start talking.

This week the kids learn the sad story of the Hart family murder/suicide. They also learn that paint brushes work better with paint on them, that everything on Facebook is a lie and that some people are really into music festivals.

We're back and the kids are ready to learn about the crimes of killer doctor Michael Swango. They also learn that you should never drink a soda someone else has opened, that Zimbabwe isn't the smartest place to commit a crime and always say no to questionable spicy chicken.