BLACK LIVES MATTER.

(recorded June 11, 2020 @ The Heavy Petting Zoo)

The gang eats snickerdoodles. Talks endgame money, parental issues, instagram etiquette, Ernest Borgnine, Kerry Washington, Mexican sauce. We also review the Marshall Mathers LP... YEARS later. It's a one way ticket to Cancelvania honestly...

(recorded May 28, 2020 @ the Heavy Petting Zoo)

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Quarantine has gone on too long, we start looking inward for answers.

The Cyber Bullies are still in quarantine. Tony Pizzicato poisons the gang. We imagine Tekashi 69 as "The Bachelor," Biden vs Trump with Bernie curating, beat battles, & It spirals into comedic nothingness as usual. Enjoy responsibly.

- Vaccines causing Corona

- Lip smacks

- Intros

- @fancypants_mcdonahue

- The guy behind the guy

- Heavy petting zoo

- Corona brought us together

- Make us sound black

- What I learned about AIDS

- Coronageddon

- Fuck Lulu

- Are we still rappers?

- Does heaven have a ghetto?

- Celebrities with Coronavirus

- Thank you Uber guy

- Our obscure fanbase

- Wet coughs

- Shout out to NBC

- That’s my bitch

- Happy

- We respect those rights

- Slim Thug top 3 hip-hop voice

- I aint heard of that

- Rudy Gobert

- Shout out to John Jolt

- John’s dungeon

- Matty is from the Bay Area

- Sof without the t

- Kurupt has been quarantined from bitches for decades

- Coronavirus cumbia

- No dry snitching

- I rolled that R like a G

- Shoplifting stories

- Playing that shit on god mode

- Mexicans are a different color than Cubans

- Hard J dude

- Sega Saturn

- Shout out to Turbo Grafx

- Have some sex, America

- Shout out to Jnco jeans

- Earmuffs, Danny

- Been Caught Stealing

- Shout out to Venom

- Tight dick player

- How To Rob - 50 Cent

- 50 Cent

- What a big boy

- Turning Live back on

- Shout out to French Farms

- Doing the real work

- 1st grade math is hard

- I had him do my taxes

- Slave owning forefathers

- Shout out to Jeff Davis middle school

- We can’t all be me

- We??? Us???

- Absolute power corrupts absolutely

- Is a Croc chancleta?

- A chancleta can turn a corner

- Cochino/Cochina

- Coronavirus smear add

- Donald Trump is a lizard person

- Real Hip Hop and conspiracy theories go hand in hand

- Rappers are divas

- 1986 Matty

- This episode brought to you by Joe Biden

- What did we say at all?

- It’s cuffing season

- Slide in those DM’s, young kings

- They might reply

- Let the boy watch

- Literally

- Raising a Miami kid

- STFU

- Magic Stck - Lil Kim & 50 Cent

- Lip smacks

- Intros

- Matty is an absentee radio host

- William Santana is in

- Coronaggeddon

- Shout out to Tropical

- Miami only knows how to prepare for hurricanes

- Shower shitting foot fungus

- Poop spaghetti

- Stop raping and killing Hip-Hop

- The West Palm hood

- Beautiful ghettos

- Fuck Ben

- A town in the forest

- Country shit scares city people

- The sound of crickets

- Shout out to Technique Records

- Tiny dick concert

- Shout out to Tuesday people

- I love to racism

- Lil Half Dead

- We can’t all be me, get to know me

- Dr. Dre

- You’re my engineer

- Shout out to Radio Shack

- Blowing fuses

- Dr. Dre kicks out Tony Pizzicato

- Get to know me

- Shout out to Spotify

- Yaypes learns Lil Half Dead is a rapper

- Hey homie

- Is Lil Half Dead the spokesman for Medicare?

- Sports cancelled

- Shut the fuck up John

- Will does drugs at Disney

- Cyber Bullies sponsored by Disney

- The rollercoaster was in Wills minds

- Put your hands uuup

- Shout out to that little kid who was catfished

- Shameless peddling

- Send your angry letters to Control Option

- Anything Goes by the Cyber Bullies

- Shitty bounce

- NO MATTY hatehatehate

- New music for the Thursday crowd

- Rank on Matty

- Drive fast, eat ass

- Cheech & Chong

- Audio Wink

- Ernest Borgnine

- Shut the fuck up Will

- Fart & a toilet flush

- Toilets are megaphones for farts

- Get to know me

- Me three

- Be gentle with Thursday

- I’m a pick and stick guy

- Will looks like…

- Respecting womens rights

- Fuck the men, ladies

- Shout out to our LBGTQ+ fans

- Mansplaining

- RIP Pop Smoke/crossroads

- RIP Juice Wrld/crossroads

- RIP Mac Miller/crossroads

- Tony Pizzicato meets Mac Miller

- Shout out McChicken

- Not a mayo goober

- What the fuck were we talking about?

- Mumbai we need you

- Motive Yaypes is right about everything

- Your opinion is uninformed

- Anti vaxers and flat earthers

- Shout out to Edgar

- The rings of hell

- I’m a flat heller

- Way to bring it back Ty

- Jay-Z

- Holla Holla

- Cat drop

- Thursday what are you doing after the show?

- No one likes a Tuesday

- Thursday is Wednesday’s Friday

- Screenwriter Matty

- Will’s Toyota Celica

- The West Hialeah life

- Sorry Thursday

- Goodbye

- Lip smacks

- Intros

- Special guest “Ja Rule”

- “Ja Rule” enters the room

- What’s another word for homicide?

- “Ja” doesn’t know his own songs

- Always on time

- Ashanti

- Hey Jennifer Lopez

- J-Lo/Shakira halftime show

- Puppu bowl

- Side by side twerk

- A very bonerriffic halftime show

- Face-Off

- A Miami artist that should’ve been in the halftime show

- Rick Ross

- Is that the Miami sound?

- Brazilian steakhouse music

- 50 Cent destroyed Ja Rule

- It’s Murda is real hip hop

- Motive Yaypes would cosign this

- Give Ja Rule his creds

- Ja Rule & Nelly

- Bone Thugs

- Kobe Bryant

- Cut it I aint doing old material

- Fart & a flush

- Can I Get A…

- Classic West Palm

- What are the actual lyrics?

- Where they at? By Dj Jimi

- Hell yeah brother

- Roadmap to success

- It aint yo face

- No nervous dick energy

- Drunk with drop power

- Unlimited cosmic power

- Fresh one in the pocket at soccer practice

- All of us breaking the law down here

- Russell Simmons

- No more grammy’s man

- 2 year old Russell Crowe news

- Allegedly means its fact bro

- Weird interracial couples

- Female Players

- Looking up things on the internet

- Busta Rhymes

- Will was star struck by Busta Rhymes

- Matty was star struck by Levar Burton

- Papa?

- Corner Boy P “Hella Girls”

- Corner Store?

- E-40 & Richie Rich beef

- Snoops changed

- Living Legend

- The Grouch was white and wasn’t Eminem

- What men aren’t simple tho

- The 3 P’s

- ABC, P

- No expectations

- Ian is bad for radio

- Fuck Lulu

- Sneaking into parties

- Budweiser Super Bowl Party

- Refrigerators full of free Budweiser

- Going ham on the free spread

- “He got us drunk”

- Cheers to John Jolt

- Fyre fest talk

- Pure Fuckery

- Ghetto pizzas

- Williams Video of Little Haiti Classics 2

- March 15th - Little Haiti Classics 3

- Hate hate hate hate hate

- GTA Footage

- Will doesn’t know his instagram is private

- Will doesn’t know how to change it

- Ides of March

- Nobody who knows Shakespeare is listening to this show

- Jesus’ isn’t even real bro

- Did we miss the second coming of Jesus?

- Talking is stressful

- Billy Mays

- The Subway guy

- Drunk with Subway power

- Jared Fogel update

- Is there a redemption for Jared?

- Sharknado 3 is a thing

- Ja Rule made those pizzas

- Mad people got fucked

- Civics & Sonatas

- The Pinnacle of ballin

- I need a tasty one

- Ja Rule on the way out

- Cyber Bullies, goodbye.

- Lip smacks

- Matty’s not here, William Santana in

- The living last word of last minute

- S/O Little Haiti Classics

- Matty’s at his son’s soccer practice

- Stress baking banana bread

- RIP Kobe

- Tony’s RIP to Kobe

- Will is Hialeah Santa

- Standing on the shoulders of giants

- People who don’t know shit

- Imposter syndrome

- Delusionality

- Shout out to the audience

- Cable wrapping skills

- Making love to cables

- Will doesn’t see genre

- Will’s top 5

- Leading the witness

- Joe Pesci

- Ludacris x Busta Rhymes

- Battle rap

- U mad cuz I’m styling on you

- Off the top

- Matty is gonna throw his phone at soccer practice

- Will got the juice now

- S/O to Mexicans

- Chorro

- Bruh news

- Matty calls in

- Tony’s top 5

- Soccer update

- There’s weed in Matty’s pocket

- Danny’s doing karate

- He looked racist

- This is Will’s show now

- Matty’s losing his gangsta

- I love to racism bro

- Tony’s engineer play by play

- “Low” by Motive Yaypes

- Motive Yaypes is more professional when Matty’s not here

- Hip Hop news

- You don’t want the Pied Piper coming after you

- R Kelly

- Lebron is a great actor

- Fuck Lulu & his empanadas

- Embarrassment is a useless emotion

- Lulu story “Fuck Detroit”

- New rappers

- Da Baby “Suge”

- LadiesLoveRadio in the building

- Cool Kids

- Free college concerts

- Shout out Boca Raton

- Asher Roth

- Gym Class Hero’s

- Group of herbs

- Matty Come back

- Tyga is the fabolous of the west coast

- S/O to Shots

- Tony got thrown out of Wood Tavern

- Beer Pong

- S/O to Gilbert

- Pinecrest parties

- Will won a Beer Pong competition in Pinecrest

- S/O to Pinecrest

- Tony’s not listening

- Baby come back

- Good Dj’ing Ladiesloveradio

- Outblasting

- Insanity

- Matty come back

- Dream vacation

- Micro penis vibes

- Lip smacks

- Tony Pizzicato is out, John Jolt is in

- Unfollow Tony

- Chicago is out, Arizona is in

- Our Arizona knowledge sucks

- X to the Z

- Alkaholiks

- Phil The Agony

- Busta Rhymes

- How big is Busta Rhymes now?

- Tash

- Kurupt has not cared about a bitch for 4 decades

- Jolt Radio is 10 years strong

- Shut the fuck up John

- Mya still got it

- Mya has a jewish face

- The plums, a blueish hue

- The Mount Rushmore of not caring about bitches

- ODB is dead

- Too Short just had a baby

- Too Short’s new album

- Too Short being married is fake news

- Eh, not really

- Teddy Roosevelt shouldn’t be on Mount Rushmore

- Who should we add to Rushmore?

- Get your affairs in order

- Does Obama have a track suit?

- Obama, call in

- If you’re blind, can you be gay?

- Vagina’s are terrifying

- Vagina Dentata

- Theres no way I would lose to a blind rapper

- Shout out to Danny Muela

- Dame Dolla plus

- Good drop John

- You had one job John

- STFU John

- Why are we not live on TV

- Let’s get real

- NEVER ENOUGH BY CYBER BULLIES

- Dj EZ Dick

- Is Redman underrated?

- Redman is universally loved

- Redman love all around

- Weed College

- Best Hip Hop duos

- Matty & Motive dispute hip hop shit

- Comparisons

- The other Cyber Bullies

- I’ll beat the shit out of the other Cyber Bullies

- You idiots

- Cyber Bullies & Cyber Bullies

- Wack rappers going platinum

- John abandoned us

- Some of us finished high school

- Nelly

- Murphy Lee

- Just like our fathers & Tony Pizzicato

- 112

- Slim tops out at a 60/40

- Destiny’s Child, who cares

- 2020 energy

- Fuck Destiny’s Child

- Let’s Get Married

- Hpnotiq

- White Claw is the new Zima

- Smirnoff Ice

- Little Haiti Classics

- Fake Hip Hop heads

- No requests

- She put her booty on my head

- Mr. Burns

- I was drinking while driving

- I got out the car

- Make Love For Real

- Goodbye, sorry, fuck Lulu