Sirancha ruins Santacon.

Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim.

And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.

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We're running a holiday tampon drive for homeless shelters.

Email proof of donation to [email protected] and we will dab on YOU, live on our holiday livestream.

Here's all the easy ways you can give:

1. Fill our PO box with tampons! Unopened boxes, please.

PO Box 90700

You can buy 'em and ship 'em, or use Amazon or another service to send 'em directly to us.

2. Send us cash! We'll go out, buy the tampons, and ship 'em ourselves.

paypal: [email protected]

3. Send tampons directly to the charity:

I Support the Girls

4. Donate directly to the charity:

https://isupportthegirls.org/get-involved/financial-donation-to-i-support-the-girls/