Tonight we're talking about chocolate old-fashioneds! Shmearos! Crime busting! Debate peeping! Hippie schools! Word wasters! With thanks to our new micro-sponsors,The Donut Dudes!

Merry Xxxmas, Jeansers.

This week we've overcome an unfortunate recording mishap to talk about public school blues! Uncuriosity! Standing in silence! Unselfconsciousness! Rabbit, Run! Brendan's gladiator fetish! Smart choices! Virtual assistants!

This week we're talking about: Colin Kaepernick! First memories! The unpleasantness of Daniel Craig! Morning warmth! Gentrifried chicken! Camping with kids! Gaping at Natalie Portman!

Celebrate! This week we're talking about HATE!

Tonight we're drinking hard root beer and talking about Shirt & Gorleys! The Hellmouth that was the RNC! Pullman not Paxton! Miraculous findings! Committed singles! OJ! Vidal! Buckley! Jarecki! Annoying food talkers!

This week we're talking about GG Allin! GISHWES! Nantucket Red! Za! Blasé celebrity sightings! Reciprocal curiosity! The death of the binary! Picky eating! Starting daycare! Pearls and clams! #BlackLivesMatter at Boston Latin!

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Tonight we're talking about emotional memory! Donk Life 4Eva! Irony! Racist Transformers! Microtonal accordions! Aggroyoga! Rules of allowance! Complete engagement! Gerunds! Sponsored by Workman Ayer Wines and Dogstar Orchestra! Visit workmanayer.com & enter the promo code JEANS15 for 15% off your entire order! Visit dogstarorchestra.com for a complete list of shows!

Tonight Jon McCarron and Workman Ayer Wines sponsor us as we talk about cocks of the walk! Toothbrush thieves! Punchers! Getting shot! Survivalism! Car Seat Headrest! New trains! Visit workmanayer.com and enter promo code JEANS15 for 15% off your entire order!