In the intro, a song about a pig. I think. Max and Harley run from the fuzz, and the boys have a heart-to-heart.

I had some throat issues and Bay thought it was a good idea to play with wall sockets.

Another short chapter tonight. Bay got in a spot of bother, as the kids say, and we had to make it a short session. As you can probably tell by the beginning bit, he was suitably chastised.

The Griffins learn more about Iron Bridge Academy, and Max figures out why he dislikes Xander so much.

Max spies a rival and The Griffins get their class schedules.

I forgot my voices, and the Griffins ride the Zephyr.

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate, happy holidays to those who don’t! Here’s a peek behind the curtain at my crazy, crazy family, and one of our Christmas traditions. Predictably, there are interruptions.

Just a short pod to say we’re not gone, we’re just on hiatus. School’s out, screen time rules have been loosened, and there are holiday movies to be watched - but we’ve still got bedtime. So see you soon!

The Griffins feel out of place at Iron Bridge and a meeting with the Toad Brothers doesn’t help things. Say hi on Twitter @dadreads2, if you’re so inclined.

Bayani is convinced thousands of people are listening and are desperately trying to get in touch. So, new Twitter account @dadreads2. Come congratulate me on this chapter’s flawless “Latino” accent.