Dad Sh!t

#metoo, Trump, & Covid. Oh, my!

What did you smell like as a teenager? Dave has high blood pressure.We're you born in a cross-fire hurricane? Brittney Spears is now considered Classic Rock.

What's up with comedians and sexual impropriety? Bryan Callen gets accused of rape.

Courtney runs for BOE, which begs the question what is up with modern day curriculum? When is it appropriate to ditch the mythologizing of our forefathers? Maybe it's time we admit that American exceptionalism is probably a crock of shit.

Covid ain't going anywhere.

WOOD TALK
Justin makes the world's nicest Squatty Potty
Dave preps for a Yoga desk reception build.

Is Dave a crystal guy? Justin looks at the clock everyday at 12:34. What does it mean? Jada and Will loose faith and Kayne melts down. We explore Trump and the 35% Death Cult. Hank, Dave's English lab is 30 lbs overweight. We discover Justin has a phenomenal English accent and that Tom Hardy plays the same role in every movie. The Existential Gangster, Post-Modern Cry Baby. Dave is still a film snob and Justin is over it. Dave starts a low-key rap career.

Woodtalk
What percent is too green to build? Apparently Dave could give a shit and will not follow the rules anyway. Does the cleanliness of your workspace dictate the quality of your output. Dave is helping with a Yoga studio build and Justin has a secret project in the works for his wife.

The Dad's get some constructive criticism from complete strangers. They are on a quest to define their purpose. Mercury is in retrograde, a cedar planter breaks, Dave experiences life as a blue collar worker and details a strange encounter with Stephen and the tiny sailor. The Dad's get mired in pricing projects and discover there is so much thought and work that goes into a final product. Sweden done shit the bed, Justin predicts that disposable culture is on it's way out and Nike comes under fire for forced labor. The podcast, The Fighter & The Kid, seems to have fallen off the side of their flat Earth. Joe Rogan moves to Spotify. The Left is eating it's own tail and folks try to cancel Hamilton. Is Justin racist and has "Cancel-Culture" gone too far?

Justin turns 39. Dave's old tooth is turning brown. Fat kid problems, the Dads get depressed half way through their meals. Dave talks about how he lost his front tooth. Father's Day celebrations, lobster and steak and some Turtleback Zoo. Dave gets the wrong kind of overalls and is a brand slave. Donald gets trolled. Lindsey Graham is gay?
Justin discovers his middle-school crush has naked pictures on the web. Elle's Bells starts to hang in the shop and shows Dave how to hydro-drip. Long showers in the summer when you are 10 years old and entering puberty.

WOOD TALK
What the hell are we doing? Dave wants to make things, Justin wants to make content and develop a channel. Check out Justin's POV rig. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7WeXZ1toiU

Justin mills some wood (SPALTED MAPLE). Dave talks about his little bitch ankles and women-like legs, Justin sends him a life-line to help him re-define what "woman legs" are supposed to be instead of the traditional definition; Legs are just legs, they have no gender, all shapes and sizes welcome.  As we continue exploring racism we seem to be mired in a land of Virtue Signaling. Corona weight gain is real deal. Dave gets threatened by an old friend via text message, come get these hands, bruh. Defund the Police seems to have an optics problem. Good Cops vs. Bad Cops. Tribalism. Implicit Bias - WTF is it and how do we get rid of it? We have no idea or any valuable solutions but we talk about it.

WOODTALK - CNC gets a new home, Dave still can't pronounce shit. Planters, privacy fences, restoration bench, falling trees, cherry and spalted maple, moisture content, wood sawyers, and internet trolls still suck. 

The boys are back in town, been a few weeks since we've recorded and haven't had time to upload the backlogs. In episode 10 Again AKA EP 11 we discuss the Pulp Woodworking launch, 30 days sober, a Customized Cedar Planter, Dave's new truck,  and how the World is still falling apart. Dave gets hit with some of the hard realities of generating income with a new wood working business, and an Incel blows off his hand. We still can't seem to get away from that old American tradition... Racism. 

As we slowly become numb to the insanity of this world, we start to become a normal wood working podcast..... slightly 

We chop it up about Davids new biz, doo doo butts, sex role play.

Hang in there it gets a bit dark. But we come out on the other side.

The boyz talk about dark family stuff during Covid. Gut it out there are pearls in there!