Daddy Nooooo!

Day 1224 of being a stay home dad. My son thinks he is smarter, faster, and stronger than me. My daughter talks about her list of people she likes, and my son & I argue about zombies.

Day #1217 of being a stay home dad. My daughter talks about her kids again, and how she wants ice cream. My son continues to call me fat, and I can't fit in any of my suits for a wedding.

Day #1198 of being a stay home dad. My daughter tells me she has 4 kids and a husband, I get my son to do his homework, and talk comedy at the end.

Day #1191 of being a stay home dad. We talk about mothers day, and my daughter plays doctor & tries to cure me with cheese.

Day #1184 of being a stay home dad. I talk about a dream where I have a stroke, my son makes fun of me, and my daughter says she's going to spank me.

Day #1177 of being a stay home dad. My daughter has pink eye, and my son likes to punch me.

Day #1170. My daughter yells at me, and my son says that his mom can beat me up.

Day #1163 of being a stay home father. My son tries out his own podcast called Daddy's No Fun where he tell jokes about me being fat, and my daughter gets mad at him.

Day #1156 of being a stay home dad. I cook ribs & chicken with my kids for my 8th anniversary. I also tell the story about someone from Houston calling my grandma today, and trying to get $8,000 from her pretending to be me in jail. At the end I try to bake a cake with the kids but all they want to do is eat the butter.

Day #1149 of being a stay home dad. I learn that I'm fat, my son teaches us about plants, and my daughter says she hugs boys.