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I hate mint cookies, and yet my father, in a gold rolex and new rolex, thought that was the best gift for a 6 year old.
I was raised to be the least inconvenient person of all time, and, somehow, that made me a fast pee-er.
My father married 5 women at the same time, and had to date them before he married them, which made him a married dater... the worst kind of dater, and yet I found one.
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