In this episode, we have become robots providing the same monotonous updates on the state of the human race. We aim to find our humanity by making calls to my family, and asking them to help us find the silver lining! Listen to this one when you feel like hearing an old Chilean woman yell at her husband of over 50 years for seemingly no reason at all.

Another all-nighter epi... on the fifth day of quarantine we host the 11:25pm news hour and contact our photographer correspondent in the field Kiriako latridis. Together, we discuss Costco getting rid of its samples, the cure for Coronavirus (spoiler alert, it involves not leaving your home), and the historical timeline chronicling the Greek appropriation of Japanese culture. Listen to this one whenever you want, there's some meaty stuff in here!

On the fourth day of quarantine, we chat with founder of First Steps Wellness, Chris Lesanko and try to understand the impact this COVID-shit has on people with spinal cord injuries, we chop it up with Hope's little brother on how the my-sharona-virus is affecting high-schoolers, and finally we give a ring-a-dingle to my Snowbird Grandma as she journey's back to Canada risking death and suffering just to come home to her family. Listen to this one when you're cleaning your room.

Recorded at 12:00 AM on March 20, our tired minds trade topics of the Property Brothers cell phone game, Contagion, and how hard it is to purchase a gun in Canada. Despite the air out there, we bravely face all the dead air in here. Listen to this episode only if you're bored out of your damn mind, otherwise, do something else.

Day 2 baby... we're back with another COVID-19 poddy. In this episode, Hope and I chat with my little cousin who is currently in quarantine, but like actual quarantine... and we also chop it up with my dude Dyl to see how he's handling the apocalypse. Listen to this episode when you're feelin' like spending some quality time in Anxietylandia.

This episode is the first of a special Quarantine series, because what the hell else am I supposed to do? In this episode, Bret whines as Hope and I ask the deep questions about life as we know it... or knew it? Listen to this episode when you're mindlessly bored.

The irony of this episode is that it's an epic failure of an episode which is the product of a previously failed episode. Lolz. In this low energy epi, I share stories of my own failures, and some of the things that I've learned about failing in a world which hates on people that fail. Listen to this one when you're depressed and alone with your thoughts.

What better way to celebrate International Women's Day 2020 than to chop it up with my favourite Reina. Together, we talk about how we met, how we ended up one year later getting pooped and puked on by small human, and how none of it would have been possible without the C-word.

In this episode, I chop it up with one of my best friends in life, my brotha from anotha motha and tattooer extraordinairre, Dylan Nash (@throatpipe). We reminisce about our childhood, share unpolished thoughts about Hilary Duff and pedophilia, and once we're warmed up, we chat about the ramifications of what it really means to sacrifice our privacy in exchange for our devices. Just like in our real life friendship, I talk a lot of shit and just way too much in general, and Dylan talks just enough and ever so nicely to make me question why I am the way that I am.

In the first ever episode of daddyDANK, Papi discusses his intentions for the new pod, and answers questions from his listeners about his new life as a pop.