DadJokes

Poor Garrett. He’s feeling under the weather, getting judged by his daycare, and is about to experience a shoe-related intervention. We promise we’ll be nicer to him next time.

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It’s the holiday season! No, not *that* holiday season — this episode is mostly about Halloween, because we’re still working through our recording backlog. It's like a month-old piece of candy that you just found at the back of the cupboard: a little stale, but okay if you just really, really want a piece of candy.

The guys talk costumes, pumpkin carving, and trick-or-treating plans. Joey is grumpy.

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Scott channels Indiana Jones at his freezer. Garrett and Joey give their status report on Lean Management Mornings (see ep. 9). The guys discuss a recent Gerber innovation that will change everything you know about pouch-based snacks.

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_“I remember a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land.”_

Fun fact: the narrator at the beginning of Mad Max 2 was talking about his daycare parking lot at drop-off time.

Scott has good news. Garrett's kid learned a fun new phrase from a classmate. The guys share daycare drop-off horror stories. Joey alternates between driving like an old person and driving 2 Fast AND 2 Furious.

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This episode is Serious Business.

The guys discuss using Lean Management Strategies with toddlers because, let’s be honest, small kids love focusing on things like key performance indicators, continuous improvement, and process optimization.

If you like what you hear, be sure to grab a ticket to DadCon 2018, an annual gathering of innovators, mavericks, and thought leaders in the burgeoning fatherhood-space.

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Joey is on a new diet, and it doesn’t include cheesesteaks. The guys talk about the latest craze in luxury surgical sterilization. Scott gets advice in preparation for an upcoming road trip. This episode was brought to you by Arby’s™, Squarespace™, Subway™, Culver’s™, Bob Evans™, Denny’s™, and not Mission Critical™.

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Scott can’t stop watching Terrace House on Netflix. Garrett and Joey talk about kids favoring one parent over the other. The boys discuss milestones and baby books.

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We’re *all* dads now!

Scott is very very sleepy, but he did come up with a baby-related business idea while on paternity leave. Joey and Garrett take opposing views on baby monitors, and talk about transitioning home with a newborn when there are pets and siblings. Scott can’t finish a beer.

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Garrett's going on vacation, but he's recording this podcast instead of packing. Scott gets grossed out by mall play areas, and Joey deals with tee-ball chaos. The boys talk about the sartorial stylings of Costco #dadfashion.

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Our next full episode will be ready in a week (blame Scott), so this tidbit will have to hold you over for now.

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