This one's for all of you intro lovers. And intro music lovers. We look up ice breakers online and hoo boy, we hope people don't actually use these at parties. We talk about kids shows, what our kids are into, how we feel about kids shows these days and what other podcasts bother us. Also we name our future solo podcast projects. It's a weird one... Enjoy!!

Welcome back! It was a long two weeks off, so of course we had a LOT to talk about in this episode. Like? Baltimore, robberies, kids' cell phone useage, and the origins of the Dorito Tattoo. Enjoy!

We're exhausted and it shows. There is some sort of message in here about best friends and politcal correctness. Along the way we impersonate a friend (follow @playstationbrah on twitter), check up on Brandon's vasectomy recovery (gross), and discuss Patreon.

Thanks as always for listening and follow us at @hashtagDadPod on twitter!

It's our Super Sweet Sixteen!! So what does that mean? We're talking about Brandon's vascectomy, our relationships and what we want for our kids' relationships growing up in this crazy, awful world right now. Oof. Enjoy!

We're old and we're feeling it... How did Brandon injure his arm? Was it in a cool motorcycle fight? Spoiler alert: Nope. Also, kids can be a struggle, we discuss some of the trouble we've been having with them, we answer a twitter question, and Brandon says something that had to be removed from the podcast completely. And considering the things we talk about... what led to that??

Brandon's back! We talk the joys of putting together a best-of episode, jobs we've had and we think our kids would be good at, dieting and losing weight and... Brandon only goes off on one unsavory tangent - Breast milk. Enjoy!

Brandon's out this week so Alden had his family remix some old #DadPod questions, peppered along with some of our favorite moments from the first ten episodes! The one thing that's clear after putting together this episode? We sure are getting better and handling the audio quality as time goes on!

Unlucky Episode #13! We talk about Brandon's "snake basement" and what his vascectomy doctor told him about his "situation" down there. That's a lot of quotes, but you know what we mean. Also, The Office, show reviews and behind the scene's talk because we only have time to talk while we're on mic!

Do role models exist for our kids anymore? Why or why not? Also, what could have possibly made Alden fall out of love with Kristen Bell? Why is Brandon such a sweetheart and can he go an entire half episode without swearing?? Oh and half naked, poetic spam-bots. Duh...

Hey look, we're back from Christmas! Hear us talk about our Christmases, our upcoming New Years, and we don't get off topic ONCE! ...Haha - yeah right. Enjoy!